Snorlax Pillow: For Snoring and Relaxing

While it’s no Slaking, the Snorlax is one lazy Pokémon. In fact, he only awakens to eat 900 pounds of food, then goes right back to sleep. So there’s no better Pokémon to keep you company in bed than a Snorlax.

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So start saving your pennies now, and order this Snorlax pillow that’s perfect for catching naps in between meals. It’s available for pre-order now from Toys Logic for $39.99(USD), and is expected to start shipping on 6/30/14 – assuming it doesn’t sleep through that date.

Only one problem I can see with this thing is that it might wake you in the middle of the night to eat.

[vit Tomopop via Video Game Memorabilia Museum]

 

Heroes and Villains Pillow: Park Your Butt on Jabba the Hutt

Ok, Jabba isn’t included in this design, but at least the title rhymed. This cushion urges you to stop trying to pick a side and just park your backside on it. It features some of our favorite heroes and villains.

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You can’t have black without white, or light without dark. And you can’t have heroes without having bad guys. All of your favorite characters are here. And completely unlicensed, which I guess gives it a wacky style.

There’s RobotCop, Dark Vader, Adam West and an Imperial Stormtripper, not to mention assorted Powder Rangers and the evil Skeletron.

I’m sure that this balance of good and evil makes it very comfy for your rear end. Ready to redecorate? Grab it over at Firebox for about $54(USD).

P.S. They really should make a Jabba cushion. If anyone can cushion your butt it’s him. He’s one toad away from a massive coronary. How about a Jabba recliner? With Salacious Crumb footstool.

[via This Is Why I’m broke]

Have a Seat on Some Cushy Boulders

My dad’s car broke down on a mountain road when we were on our way to the family vacation house. Suffice it to say, my sisters and I spent a few hours sitting on rock-hard boulders while he tinkered with the engine. Let me just say that those were the two most uncomfortable hours of my life.

Few would be excited at the prospect of having to sit on boulders. But if they happen to be the cushy boulders on the Quartz Armchair, then I’m fine with sitting on them. Heck, I’d even sleep on one of these, if I could.

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Designed by CTRL ZAK and Davide Barzaghi, the boulders on the Quartz Armchair are actually cushions. I think that was obvious, ever since I described them as “cushy.” Each piece fits into the spaces on the wooden lattice of the chair. The best part about it is that you can remove individual boulders and use them as stools. They’ll come especially handy when you’ve got house guests or visitors.

Unfortunately, the Quartz Armchair is priced at whopping $14,000(USD) – and that’s a discount off of its $20,000+ retail price. Perhaps sitting on actual rocks is a better idea.

[via Geekologie]

Verso Game Boy Pillows: Now You’re Sleeping with Nostalgia

We’ve seen a Game Boy pillow before, but these “GameKid” pillows by Brazilian shop Verso are soooo much cuter. They come in different colors and are even printed with different games on the back. Here’s the original dirty white model putting on his best Old Snake impression:

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The pillows have a suede cover and polyester fiber filling. Check out the other GameKids in the gallery below:

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Awwww. Ain’t that a bundle of childhood memories and lawsuits. You can order them from Verso’s online store for R$ 120 (~$56 USD) each. Super Verso Land not included.

Tetris Cushions Let You Play the Game on Your Couch

I remember playing a whole lot of Tetris back when the Nintendo Famicom (NES) was still the gaming console to have. It was even a game my parents loved playing, considering it’s a bit on the tame side and requires that players use their old noodle.

If you’re ready to embrace your past in gaming and show your love and appreciate for Tetris, then you’re in luck. Star Gallery has released a full line of Tetris cushions, and they haven’t left out a single shape, for the sake of completeness.

Tetris Cushion

You’ll find the entire family of Tetris shapes in the set: the block, the line, the partial T, the two S and L shapes in opposite directions. These hand-crafted pillows are sewn using super colorful materials, too, to add a lively touch to your sofa or room.

The complete set retails for $279.95(USD) on Etsy, and there’s only one available, so grab it before some other gamer beats you to it.

[via Oh Gizmo!]