Hasta La Gadget!

I don’t know about you, but I am sick of Earth being the target of every nasty alien race. Whether it’s Space Invaders, Predators or Daleks, they need to find another planet to mess with. At least the Daleks stick to London for the most part. Despite our planet having a target on it, I can’t help but love this cool Dalek Pest Extermination t-shirt, designed by Tom Trager.

It’s perfect. If you hate bow-ties and are sick of Time Lords regenerating everytime you try to kill them, maybe you can hire these Daleks. Hate the Doctor? Get 20% off!

I always figured the Daleks were exterminators by trade. I mean they say it all the time. But who knew they had such a booming business?

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The Daleks are the most fearsome creatures that the universe has to offer. They must be since they keep “almost” destroying Earth, the universe and everything in it. The Doctor has known no stronger foe. And now, feast your eyes on the supreme Dalek with extra cheese.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was during the great time war that the Doctor banished the Daleks from time itself. However, unbeknownst to him, one Dalek survived in the resulting chaos as an un-reality bubble landed in a pizzeria just as a baker was flinging some dough. The Daleks had their agent for their eventual return. The extreme supreme extra cheese, full-pepperoni Dalek was born.

If they can not kill us from without, they would kill us from within. Dalek pizzas were made. With heartburn searing human insides so intensely that humans turned to ash after two hours of digestion, they began their plan for domination (and a thriving pizza chain named Taste of Skaro). Their plan would have worked perfectly. If only that damned blue box hadn’t shown up to pick up an order. And that was the end of the great Dalek pizza master plan.

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Here’s a joke for you. If the Doctor got married, what would the TARDIS look like on the inside? Clean, without Mountain Dew cans all over the place, floral arrangements on the console, no drinking from the milk carton and the Doctor wouldn’t be allowed to put his feet up on the furniture anymore. See, because he’s married. Tough crowd.

This fun Doctor Who wedding cake was created by the Imaginative Icing Bakery for some lucky couples’ nuptials. The Daleks represent the bitter fighting of wedding guests as they battle over the last pieces of cake.

We wish the couple all of the happiness that a TARDIS can hold.

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What is it with inflatable representations of science fiction items? I don’t know, perhaps something that is larger than life would be enough to keep fanboys happy and stop dreaming about wishing that the fictional world of Doctor Who would merge with our reality. Well, here is the $49.99 Inflatable Dalek that will surely fulfill its purpose for this generation. As we all know, actual Daleks are way too dangerous to have around, so why not make sure that they take the inflatable route? There should be a disclaimer to go along with the Inflatable Dalek though, as it may or may not end up exterminating your family.

Standing at nearly four feet in height when fully inflated, the Inflatable Dalek is the ideal yard ornament to have that will help you ward off solicitors as well as pesky sales people who seem to turn up at your front door whenever you are about to dig in to a nice, warm meal, or in the living room so that your dog behaves after it learned on TV that Daleks are there to exterminate pests – two or four legged, it doesn’t matter. This is an officially licensed product, and it would have been cool to have it play back an audio recording that goes, “Inflatinate!”

[ Inflatable Dalek is larger than life copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]

Celebrate the holidays this year with extermination! With this Dalek Christmas tree, forget putting gifts under the tree or hanging pretty ornaments. The only gift you will be wishing for is for the good Doctor to come and save you.

I’m not sure where this tree originated from, but I’m willing to bet it came from Skaro and that through some Christmas special or another, the Doctor banished it to Christmas for all time, before wrapping up the episode with a happy ending.

Hopefully this thing doesn’t come to life and kill it’s owner on Christmas Eve though. Dalek-related holiday mishaps are on the rise.

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