Feb 20
Die Arzte: Cpt. Metal
Posted in: Today's Chili In a world overrun by bubblegum pop and easy listening, where all hope for head-banging seems lost, there’s only one man that can save us: Captain Metal, the arpeggio-spewing, poser-crushing, Flying V-riding dark lord of Rock. Together with his legion of chicken minions and arsenal of Gibson rockets, Celine Dion doesn’t stand a chance. More »