Once a tool used exclusively by mountaineers to secure themselves against deadly falls, the carabiner has been adopted for hundreds of more mundane uses—like carrying housekeys, or strapping a water bottle to your gear with this simple but useful replacement carabiner cap. More »
Some might say the only useful tools on a Swiss Army Knife are the bottle opener and corkscrew. And for those people there’s now a multitool designed specifically for alcoholics that incorporates ten useful bartending tools into a single pocket-friendly enabler assistant. More »
It’s the weekend and maybe, just maybe, you’re planning on (or already well on your way to) getting totally obliterated. And, ugh, who wants to deal with all kinds of different glasses and accoutrements? Here’s a pro tool to make your night of tipping ’em back instantly easier—a combination beer stein/shot glass. More »
You crack that frosty brew. It’s a hot day. You’re salivating. You take a deep swig and… what the hell is that? Pepé Le Pew? A flatulent egg farmer? No. It’s your precious beer, and it’s gone bad—skunked beyond recognition. How could this happen? More »
Do you like getting drunk but hate the taste of alcohol. Are you a vodka/soda guy (or gal) too impatient to mix a simple adult beverage? When you’re drinking water, do you often wish you were drunk of your ass already, for crying out loud? More »
You’re not stupid. You know drinking isn’t good for you. But when is it really, really not good for you? We talked about the healthiest drinks last week. Today we’re looking at the darker, sugarier, fattier underbelly of drinking, and oh, what an underbelly it is. More »
Cleverly smuggling alcohol in places where it’s prohibited can be a hassle. But unless they’re the touchy-feely types, no one is ever going to find this crotch-adjacent Freedom Flask on your person. More »
If you’ve ever doubted how intoxicated you really are by the end of the evening, this hand-blown glass tumbler with a ball maze in the base can keep tabs on your dexterity as you down drink after drink. More »
It’s summer time. You want to look good. You want to feel good—especially after that hangover from the time you tried to drink all day without passing out. So how are you supposed to relax with an adult beverage on the beach, porch, or patio? By choosing one of the nine healthiest drinks you can pour up. More »
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