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They all tell you to live life to the fullest and party while you’re young, but they left out the part where you’ll have to deal with the consequences of it all when you’re older.
You probably already know that alcohol isn’t very good for your health. As to what it can do to your outside appearance, a new app called Drinking Mirror is more than happy to show you.
Once the app is fired up, the user is asked to take a photo of themselves or upload an existing photo. The app will then ‘age’ the image accordingly based on the users current rates of alcohol consumption. If you drink more than you should on a regular basis, then don’t be too surprised if the app displays a blobby, pockmarked face that you can barely recognize after the transformation.
The app was developed for the Scottish Government’s “Drop a Glass Size” campaign and is available for free on the iTunes App Store. It’s also available for Android devices on Google Play.
[via C|NET]
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