In this most ridiculous lawsuit that should expose the idiocy of mankind and/or lawsuits in general, a lawyer is suing Apple because of porn. Seriously. The lawyer is seeking damages against Apple because it makes devices that can display porn. He wrote a 50 page complaint over this!
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Holy freaking smokes, almost getting hit by a train doesn’t get closer than this. A young woman in Sao Paulo, Brazil had apparently dropped her phone onto the metro tracks and foolishly jumped down to retrieve it. Couple of problems with this situation: she couldn’t get back on the platform, the train was coming into the station fast AND SHE PROBABLY WOULD”VE DIED. Miraculously, two guys managed to pull her out right before she would’ve gotten hit. It’s terrifyingly close. More »
Do you ever feel like the rest of the world is so dumb? And it’s not that you’re especially smart, it’s just that people are just so dumb. Do they enjoy being dumb? Have they ever thought about being smart? Of course not! Because being dumb is fun. Being dumb means you don’t have to be self aware anymore. Being dumb means you’re never not confident. Being dumb means you get to do dumb things! More »
There’s this thing called being smart that explains how you can avoid getting shocked by an electrical fence by avoiding them altogether. There’s also this thing called being human and tip toeing the line of dumb behavior which causes people to play around with electric fences… and predictably get shocked and knocked down. You can guess which one this is. More »
Hannah Sabata, a girl who’s only 19 years old, did something a lot of teenage girls do: post a video to YouTube in which they talk to the camera. But unlike most 19 years old, Sabata bragged about stealing a car and robbing a bank, even flashing the cash to prove it. She, um, got arrested because of that video. More »
The problem with kooky people having babies? The names they come up with! Gone are the days of John and Jane, it’s now all about a senseless race to the bottom in idiotic naming. Fallyn, Sharpay, Zebulon and <a href=”“>other horrible names are real things people call their kids! But the worst named baby just might’ve been born. She’s called Hashtag Jameson. More »
Sony is trying to sell their new Nex e-mount camera by telling most DSLR users that they are dumb and stupid and clueless. According to their data, two thirds of all DSLRs users never take their camera out of the full-auto mode. More »
I’m glad someone finally made a parody that truly shows the impossibly high level of imbecility and self-congratulatory pretentiousness of that stupid Facebook ad that we had to suffer last week. More »
This “Xbox 360 Elite HDMI cable” should be just like any other HDMI cable in the planet, right? Wrong! According to the box, it’s a “100% Mylar” double shield 1.3c grade cable with anti-virus protection to reduce virus noises and to obtain perfect image transmission.” More »
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