Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover Won’t Keep Your Arms from Being Pulled out of their Sockets

When you have a Wookiee piloting anything, you have to have a seat belt. Wookiees are huge. In the event of an accident, you don’t want a Wookiee flying out of a vehicle. People are going to get hurt as that big ball of fur hurtles through the air.
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So always have a seatbelt in your cockpit and make it one that the Wookiee would feel at home wearing, like this one from Etsy artist The Common Room.

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This bandolier cover sells for $21.99(USD), and adds style and comfort to an item that’s already designed to save your life. It measures about 19 inches-long and fits all standard seat belts. Just be aware that depending on your car, the seatbelt may not be able to retract all the way back into its casing after use if the cover remains on. Safety first. Even for Wookiees.

[via This Is Why I’m Broke]

The Perfect Valentine’s Day Card for Our Times

The Perfect Valentine's Day Card for Our Times

You haven’t made Valentine’s Day plans yet. That’s okay! Who needs ’em? Manufactured holiday, singlehood empowerment, overpriced prix fixe menus. But if you must make a romantic gesture next month, let it be this card. It sums up modern relationships pretty much perfectly.

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Super Mario Bros. Mobile Will Make Your Little Koopa a Little Sleepa

You don’t have to decorate the entire nursery in geek themes you know. Just a few touches here and there should be enough. In fact an adorable and nerdy mobile is all you need. It is a great way to teach your children about the characters you geek out over.
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Etsy artist Drops of Color has just the mobile for you and your little gamer in training. Well, the seller offers several mobiles that are equally awesome. All made by hand with small felt plush characters. The Super Mario Bros. one is completely adorable, but the superhero ones are pretty cool too – and they teach your kids that DC and Marvel heroes can live in harmony.

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Each mobile comes with five characters, and you can pick which ones you want. Each mobile is made to order and takes about 8 to 10 weeks to arrive at your doorstep. Be sure to stop by their shop and check out some of the other mobiles for sale.

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[via Nerd Approved via it8bit]

Geeky Lockets: from Fiction with Love

Etsy jewelry shop ThreeTwelveTrinkets specializes in lockets. As you’d expect the pendants can be used to hold a couple of photographs or other small items. But unlike conventional lockets most of ThreeTwelveTrinkets items have geeky images in front.

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They have ones designed after comic book heroes Iron Man and Captain America…

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…ones carrying icons from video games including Minecraft and The Legend of Zelda series…

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…and ones for fans of the famous fantasy books A Song of Fire and Ice and Harry Potter.

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The lockets sell for $18 to $21 (USD) each. Most of them have a few finishing and chain length options. Keep your browser close to your heart and visit ThreeTwelveTrinkets on Etsy to order.

[via The Mary Sue]

 

Doctor Who Carved Crayons: Doctor Wax

The Doctor’s enemies fear the Sonic Screwdriver. There are many reasons. It gets the Doctor out of tough spots like prison cells, it can reprogram electronics, and now it can color in a coloring book. Etsy seller Carved Crayons has made these amazing carved Sonic Screwdriver crayons.

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It’s the 11th Doctor’s screwdriver in case you are wondering. The artist hand-carves each crayon, and embellishes them with melted wax from other crayons to apply different colors  to them. He also has some neat Dalek crayons and even a TARDIS.

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It’s almost enough to make me want to want to buy a Doctor Who coloring book. In fact I’m buying one and coloring in it. I’m too old to start growing up now.

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[via Nerd Approved]

Star Wars Ewok Village Lamp: Endor is Shinier Than I Remember It

Check out this crazy lamp made from an Ewok village toy and apparently dipped in silver, giving it a mirror finish. I don’t know whether to love it or hate it, but it certainly is shiny.
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What Battle Droids and the rest of those figures are doing in an Ewok village, I have no idea, but they didn’t make it out safely before they turned to metal. It’s a one of a kind piece, that’s for sure. It comes from Etsy seller 88MilesPerHour.

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And you are not just getting a silver Ewok village either. This thing is a fully functional lamp that will make the village blind you when you turn it on.

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It is just $399(USD). Tacky? Or awesome?

Mew-dieval Cat Battle Armor Gives Cats Ten Lives

Ever since I caught my cat looking at Etsy seller schnabuble’s shop, I can’t get her to shut up about this Cat Battle Armor. She keeps meowing that she wants to go all medieval on mice and other small animals.

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It is genuine Cat Battle Armor hand-made from durable veg-tan leather. Your cat will be the most feared cat on the block with this outfit. Its creator says that it is 100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable.

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Cat armor isn’t cheap though. It will cost you $500 to make your kitty a knight of old. Totally worth it to see other people’s reactions as they see your cat about the neighborhood.

[via The Mary Sue]

Legend of Zelda Apron: Hyrule in the Kitchen

If you are looking for something to wear in the kitchen that is both geeky and sexy, I would suggest this Legend of Zelda apron. It’s dangerous to cook alone. Take this. And make me a steak dinner. Ow! You didn’t have to hit me. Please? What do you mean “Only if I dress up like Princess Zelda?”

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This Zelda inspired apron comes from Etsy seller Bambinoamore, who creates beautiful aprons inspired by several popular video games, movies, and pop culture stuff. What guy wouldn’t want to see his significant other in this, whether she is in the kitchen or not.

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Bambino also makes a neat Mario apron and even a Batman apron among others. They are a great way to geek up your time in the kitchen if nothing else.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Arcade Lights Bring the Arcade Experience Home (Minus the Games)

While many of us fans of classic arcade games would love to have a whole roomful of old arcade cabinets, we don’t always have the space, the money, or the understanding significant other to allow for such dalliances. ArcadeLights has the next best thing.

Instead of filling up tons of space with a complete arcade cabinet, ArcadeLights takes original game marquees and mounts them into wall sconces. They come in a wide variety of designs, and are the perfect addition to your gameroom. Whether you’re looking for Pac-Man, Asteroids, Moon Patrol, or TRON, they’ve got you covered.

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Prices range from about $85 up to $225(USD) depending on the rarity and cost of the particular marquee. Head on over to their Etsy shop now to check their current stock. Keep in mind that due to the age of these marquees, they’re not all in perfect condition, but that just adds to the arcade-y charm, IMHO.

And if you miss playing the classics, you can always load up some games on your arcade emulator while you admire your shiny new wall light.

Lock Pick Earrings for Fashionable Felons

These lock pick earrings are perfect for the cat burglar in your life. Catwoman certainly wouldn’t be caught without a pair. This is one accessory that can get you out of tight spots and into some others.
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These acid etched stainless steel earrings are lightweight and fashionable. Plus you get a selection of picks, rakes, and even a tension bar. They have silver plated rings and ear hooks too. You get:

  • 1 x Small hook pick
  • 1 x Small half diamond pick
  • 1 x Single ball rake
  • 1 x C-rake
  • 1 x S-rake
  • 1 x Tension wrench

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They are only $34.99(USD) from Etsy seller GiantEye. They really work and have been tested on various locks, so don’t get yourself into too much trouble with them.

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[via Boing Boing]