Fake Security System Scares Burglars Away with Frikkin’ Laser Beams

Most security systems are only good at dealing with break-ins after they happen, but this security system stops burglars dead in their tracks and does its best to prevent break-ins. It does this with some impressive and completely fake defense systems.
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You won’t find a better security system than this one from Global Link. It has laser beams that sweep across the walls of the room. Flashing lights. And an alarm beeps, psychologically intimidating burglars.

Between the visible and audible presence of the system, burglars will give your place a pass and search for easier targets. The Global Link LaserScan is available over on Amazon for $195(USD), where you can find the following hilarious (and likely fake) review:

“I recently bought one of these as I don’t exactly live in a select neighbourhood. It arrived promptly and the instructions were very easy to follow and I had it setup in no time at all, the problems started when I turned it on. I had somewhat of a shock when the laser beam was directed straight into my eyes which immediately blinded me, after stumbling backwards and tripping over the cat I hit my head on the wooden table behind which promptly rendered me unconscious. I awoke some time later to find most of the contents of my flat had been removed.”

[via Dvice]


Ask Engadget: Are KIRFs worth it?

Ask Engadget Are KIRF's worth it

We know you’ve got questions, and if you’re brave enough to ask the world for answers, here’s the outlet to do so. This week’s Ask Engadget inquiry is from Sabin, who wants a high-spec smartphone and is prepared to venture to the dark side to get it. If you’re looking to send in an inquiry of your own, drop us a line at ask [at] engadget [dawt] com.

“I know, I know. I sound like an idiot, but I’d like a full-featured smartphone without the hefty cost. I’m looking for an unlocked phone and came across some of the China Global iPhone KIRFs that run Android. I’m no slouch in loading ROMs, building jtags, etc., but I’d like to know if the hardware is solid, because I can make the software work if that’s the case.”

Putting aside the various ethical and legal quandaries for the moment, it’s a very good question. Are KIRFs usable smartphones for those who know their way around tech? Does the hardware work to such a standard that you can expect useful performance and bluff your way through a crowd of those paying full price? Share your experiences with the group — we’re sure you’ll feel better afterward.

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