Scientifically Accurate Finding Nemo Would Be Horrifyingly Incestual

Scientifically Accurate Finding Nemo Would Be Horrifyingly Incestual

Okay, so, um, here’s your perception warping, good times stomping news of the day: Finding Nemo is a damn lie. Not in a oh fish can talk sort of harmless lie but in an oh my god Nemo would grow up to bone his dad sort of awful lie. The Fisheries Blog broke down the science of Finding Nemo and pretty much exposed that Nemo’s mom would die, Nemo’s dad would switch sex and Nemo would eventually mate with his female dad.

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