The Secret to Facebook Happiness Is Killing Friendships

You have too many friends—I promise you. Really. You’ve been collecting them for probably half a decade, like barnacles on the side of a slow boat, and they’re holding you back. They’re also threatening your privacy. End it. More »

The Internet Isn’t a Good Excuse to Be a Bad Friend

We’re beyond over-sharing—we’re perma-sharing. Between texts, Twitter, and Facebook, we have more vessels for venting than we have thoughts worth sharing. So you might assume, with all these ways to communicate, that a friend in trouble will make it obvious to everyone. Don’t. Don’t assume anything. More »

Keep Your Greedy Hands Off My Gear [User Manual]

Hey, friend—or, roommate/party host/relative/girlfriend’s acquaintance—can I play around with your valuable electronic devices? Can I pick them up and start poking at them without asking? No! At least, probably not. More »