Wrap Up Your BurriTOT in This Tortilla Swaddle Blanket

Raising a kid is a huge responsibility (and from what I’ve seen my sister go through so far, it’s also the cause of many pains and frustrations.) But the fun thing about babies is that you can dress them up in whatever clothes you want, and they don’t have any say because, well, they don’t really care.

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This isn’t exactly an article of clothing. It’s actually a swaddle blanket and it’s designed to turn your baby into a burriTOT! (Sorry, couldn’t resist!) The blanket itself looks like a gigantic tortilla, and your baby is the filling.

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Don’t be surprised when people’s heads turn your way when your baby’s wrapped in this and you happen to be out and about, because it’ll probably look like you’re embracing a gigantic burrito.

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The Tortilla Baby Swaddle Blanket is available online for $48(USD). Sour cream and guacamole not included.

[via Incredible Things]

Need This New Innovation? Military Escort For Santa Claus

Santa Gets a Fighter Jet EscortThe North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) has been on the job tracking Santa’s movements since the 1950s. Military radar tracks Santa around the world from the time he leaves the North Pole on his world-wide journey. This year, due to all of the heightened security alerts, the U.S. Air Force has ordered jets to escort the jolly old elf as he tours the United States. This has led to some controversy. Does Santa really need an escort.

Need This New Innovation? Christmas Fruitcake Rescue

FruitcakeThere is nothing like fruitcake for Christmas, and many people are thankful for that fact. The hapless holiday dessert has fallen out of favor over the past few decades. New ideas have come up for what to do with the unfavorable baked good, including using it as a building material and launching it from a specially designed cannon just for fun. There have even been rescue organizations set up to take in unwanted fruitcakes and find them new homes.

10 Surprisingly Silly Christmas Outfits For The Entire Family

Surprising Christmas OutiftsWe’ve all see the ugly sweaters, and even the naughty sweaters. We’ve seen Santa costumes everywhere. And it’s all one big bore.  I want to be surprised. What’s truly appreciated is when people get really inventive and creative with their holiday outfits. Here’s my picks for 10 Surprisingly Silly Outfts For The Enire Family For Christmas:

Chuck Norris one ups Van Damme’s Volvo truck ad with airplanes—and CGI

Chuck Norris one ups Van Damme's Volvo truck ad with airplanes—and CGI

Remember Jean-Claude Van Damme’s split between two Volvo trucks, the ad that wasn’t computer generated but an actual stunt? Well, Chuck Norris splitting between two Lockheed C-5 Galaxy with a squad of special forces on top of his hat is CGI. But that doesn’t matter, because if Chuck wanted, Chuck would totally do it.

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Money & Betrayal Play Key Roles In Silicon Valley Tomes

Money & Betrayal Play Key Roles In Silicon Valley TomesIt appears when Ben Mezrich penned his tell-all book about the
early beginnings of Facebook and included the bon mots "money" and
"betrayal" in its title, he had paved a path for another to follow.
After all if one social network could be launched on greed and
deception, couldn’t others? Good ole Machiavellian ethics may be as old
as time, but it appears to be the common denominator for both…

LEGO & Raspberry Pi Reads eBooks Aloud: eReader Reader

Dexter Industries makes a Raspberry Pi add-on called BrickPi, which connects the ultra cheap computer to LEGO’s NXT Mindstorms parts. To show off what you can do with its kit, they made a robot that reads eBooks aloud.

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The BrickPi Reader was designed to read from the Kindle app on the Nexus 7 tablet. Aside from a Raspberry Pi and LEGO, the BrickPi Reader also has a Raspberry Pi camera. The camera takes a picture of an eReader’s screen. The Raspberry Pi then uses an Optical Character Recognition (OCR) program to extract text from the picture. A Text-to-Speech engine reads the extracted text aloud. Finally, its Mindstorms arm taps on the Nexus 7′s screen to turn the eBook’s page. When you think about it, it’s basically a Rube Goldberg machine.

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But don’t say goodbye to Audible just yet. Not only does it take the BrickPi Reader a few minutes to convert a single page, its “voice” is also horrible. Maybe it’s soothing to baby robots.

I love how they show a guy wanting to read an eBook while driving, as if their finished contraption could be used in a vehicle. Still, who would’ve thought LEGO could read?

[Dexter Industries via Make:]

Ten Signs You’ve Overdone The Holiday Decorating

Overdone Holiday Decorating

Most homeowners will string
some lights outside or maybe feature a blow-up Santa, but other folks plan
all year for their extravagant displays. These folks who go
above and beyond for extreme holiday decorating stand
out from the rest. So are you doing too
much? How can you tell? Here are 10 Signs You’ve Overdone The Holiday Decorating:

The Best Reason to Join Google+ (Or Else!)

Have you signed up for Google+ yet? Have you?! Or have you been cowering in the closet, whispering empty reassurances to yourself as it slowly but surely closes in. There’s only one place this can all be headed: Enter Google Blackmail.

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11 Holiday Hairstyles Sure To Shock Santa

Shock SantaWe are all in favor of joining in the Christmas spirit, celebrating with family and
friends and enjoying the joys of gifting. We are even in favor of
decorating for the holidays, bringing lights and cheer into a dark time
of year. However, there really needs to be a limit to the festivity,
don’t you think?  At some point, being festive crosses the line to being
ridiculous. Many folks love dressing up for the holidays, but some
folks go overboard to the extreme. Doing something festive with your
hair is one example of  where you can easily overdo it. Here are my picks for 11 Holiday Hairstyles Sure To Shock
Santa: