Game of Thrones Toilet Paper Holder, Wiping is Coming

No matter which house you are a part of in Westeros – Lannister, Stark, Greyjoy, Targaryen… They all eventually have to poop. Forget fighting for the Iron Throne. It’s not even a comfortable seat. This Throne of Rolls on the other hand is worth battling over.
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You will never run out of toilet paper sitting on this throne. Though it’s not too comfortable. After all, a king must never rest easy. This amusing toilet paper roll holder was made by Instructables member fjanse. He built it from toy swords, brush handles, a shield, and a base meant to hold toilet rolls.

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When you play the Throne of Rolls, there is only sh*t or get off the pot.

[via Nerd Approved]

Disney Movies Get Brutally Honest Titles

You might want to usher any kids out of the room before you continuing reading this post, because the honest titles The FW came up with for a bunch of Disney movies might just be too honest for their tastes.

If you’ve seen other trailers and posters that have been dubbed as “honest”, then you know it’s the most blunt and straightforward version of events minus the fairy tale aspect of the story.

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Some of the titles are cruelly apt, while others are just hilarious and fitting. My favorite is the one for Beauty and the Beast. It’s one of my favorite Disney movies and Belle having Stockholm syndrome isn’t very hard to believe. Let’s just hope they really ended up happily ever after.

You can check out the rest of the honest Disney titles in the gallery below.

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[via Neatorama]

Robot Trash Talks Golfer Rory Mcilroy

I’m not a golf fan, so I had no idea who Rory Mcilroy was before seeing this video, but even if the only time you’ve ever seen a golf ball is at Putt-Putt, it’s still a fun watch. This robot trash talks Rory on the golf course while the pair of them hit balls at washing machines. Apparently, Rory is famous for doing this since he was a kid – not the robot part – the washing machine part.

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It’s pretty entertaining to watch this robot crack wise throughout the video. Is this how Golf is nowadays? Hell, I should be playing. I didn’t know you got to pair up with a smartass robot and hit household appliances with balls.

The video comes from The European Tour and is a great way to promote the event. The robot is the Golf Laboratory Computer Controlled Hitting Machine (aka “Geoff”), and he should be a permanent fixture on the golf circuit.

[via SportsGrid via Geekosystem]

Meat The Crazy Dresses Made Out Of Food

Unless you have been hiding under a huge rock for the last few years you will know that, in 2010, Lady Gaga shocked the world when she wore a dress made entirely from meat at the MTV Video Music Awards. This got me thinking, although I’m not sure it should have, about whether there may be any other crazy clothing items out there made from food. It turns out that there is. So take a look, there are some absolute crackers.

Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl Combats Dinner-For-One Blues

Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl There’s not much that’s lonelier than having a bowlful of tasty noodles and no one to share them with. The Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl allows you to slurp away while also staying in contact with your nearest and dearest.

Woman Uses Super Glue Instead of Lip Cream, Glues Lips Together

People do some pretty dumb things, but this has to go down as one of the most idiotic moves I’ve heard of in a while. Apparently, a woman in New Zealand mixed up her lip cream with super glue.

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*not the actual woman who did this (image: shutterstock)

The Otago Daily Times reports that a 64-year-old woman felt her lips were chapped in the middle of the night, when she rolled over to grab her lip gloss from the night stand. Instead, she reached for the super glue. Apparently, when she called 911 for help, she couldn’t even open her lips to speak, and managed only to grunt.

Eventually, she made it to the emergency room, where her lips were separated. I still can’t figure out why you’d have super glue on your bedside table, nor why you wouldn’t notice the chemical smell of the glue before applying it to your lips.

[via Dumb as a Blog]

This Is Why We’re Fat: Whopper Hands-Free Eating Device

A Man Uses The Hands-Free Whopper Holder At The BeachA hands-free Whopper holder? Really? Strange, yes, but true. Burger King created the device as part of a promotional gimmick to celebrate their 50th anniversary in Puerto Rico. For the promotion at total of 50 of the holders were produced to be given away. It is reminiscent of the feed bags that working horses wear so that they can keep going without stopping for a nosh.

No Joke, These Artists Are Bananas

As children, these artists were clearly never told not to play with their food. Apparently, they ran out of canvas and tradional sculpting material, so they used whatever they could get their hands on. Namely, bananas.

Going Viral Prior To Hitting Newsstands, Bert & Ernie Outed In ‘The New Yorker’

Going Viral Prior To Hitting Newsstands, Bert & Ernie Outed In The New Yorker On the heels of the Supreme Court’s landmark decision rulings that married same-sex couples were entitled to federal benefits and clearing the way for same-sex marriage in California, Sesame Street’s romantic relationship between Bert and Ernie was graphically outed on The New Yorker’s magazine
cover. One week prior to the official date this issue will hit
newsstands, the sexual orientation of the puppets which has long been
the fodder for late-night TV hosts exploded on social media channels.

This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Reggie Makes Music with Aziz Ansari

This Week's Top Comedy Video: Reggie Makes Music with Aziz Ansari

Combining the genius of Reggie Watts with the ridiculousness of Aziz Ansari can only mean good things. How good? A sweet serenade about eating sandwiches, tolerant veganism, muenster cheese and female attraction. Yeah, I know. I sing about those four exact things every day too.

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