Hold-Me Mug Gives Mug Snugglers The Opportunity To Get A Little Closer

Hold-Me MugAttention all you mug snugglers! Designed with mug hugging in mind, Hold-Me Mug’s organic design allows you to get super cozy with your warm beverage of choice.

Zombie Perfumes: Smell Like the Undead

Fragrance company Demeter makes the most of what was relatively a small niche of specialized fragrances. By specialized, we mean that they shy away from making the typical floral and musk-scented perfumes that you normally find in stores. Instead, they make perfumes with the weirdest and most atrocious scents.

Their latest offerings are these zombie scented perfumes for men and women.

demeter zombie perfumesThe Zombie for Him fragrance is formulated with the scent of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth. In short, you’ll smell like a decomposing corpse once you spray this on. Zombie for Her is a “A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.”

A 1 oz. cologne spray sells for $20(USD), while the 4 oz. bottle sells for $39.50. Since they’re only going to be available through April 30, you might want to stock up for the zombie apocalypse. Or you might just save yourself a few bucks and just roll around in your front lawn instead. Pat the dirt away and voila – instant zombie-like scent.

[via Refinery29]

iPhone 5 Bubble Wrap Case: Therapy for Texters

Secure your precious iPhone 5 in Strapya’s Bubble Wrap case. This is one of the few times that you’d rather own the imitation than the real thing, because the bubbles on the case will never burst. More protection for your phone and more popping for you.

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Just look at how much fun this guy is having:

Well, that escalated quickly. You can go order the Bubble Wrap iPhone 5 Case from Amazon for about $19 (USD). I’ll be over here, rinsing out my eyeballs.

[via Inventor Spot]

This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Batman Says His Goodbyes

Sometimes Gotham gets the hero it deserves, but not the one it needs right now. And sometimes that hero doesn’t get the hint that it’s time to go ahead and leave already, before everybody gets blown to bits with him. More »

Finally! Hot Dogs So Comfortable You Can Stick Them In Your Ears

Hot Dog EarbudsHave you always wanted to put hot dogs in your ears but couldn’t find a good reason to do it? Or any reason to do it? Look no further. The reason to put hot dogs in your ears has arrived and is here now. Right now!

Emperor Palpatine Ultrasound: Do Midi-Chlorians Really Exist?

Holy crap guys! I don’t know if the mother is claiming that midi-chlorians did it, but someone is having a Sith baby. We have proof. Just look at this ultrasound.

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The Force really is more powerful than we can imagine. I hope for the mother’s sake, he hasn’t learned how to shoot lightning from his fingertips. “As you can see, Mother, your physicians have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle womb!”

This kid is going to a real problem child. Do not get him a toy lightsaber, whatever you do. In fact, maybe they should hide this kid on Tatooine. Wait. No, that never works. We are all so very screwed.

[via Obvious Winner]

A Glimpse Into How Google Glass Will Be Used By Guys

After seeing what Google expects its Project Glass to be capable of, we’re sure it’ll make its way to your holiday wish list when it releases later this year. But a good majority of you probably won’t use it for such adventurous purposes, instead, there’s a good chance it’ll be used in just your everyday lives.

A short video created by Dartanion London takes a look at what a typical man would do if he were to use his Google Glass on a first date. Of course, when asked about our glasses, we would start off by saying that they are, in fact, to help us see better, but then use them for purposes that aren’t exactly ideal for a first date situation. Looking up your date’s information to get the upper hand, feigning interest in what she likes as well as sneaking a photo to be ogled at later in your private quarters probably rank high on any man’s list.

Let’s just hope whoever you end up using your Google Glass on doesn’t have a Siri as she’ll certainly block your efforts.

By Ubergizmo. Related articles: Conan Expects Google Glass To Evolve Into A Camera For Your Rump, Google Shows What Project Glass Can Do In ‘How It Feels’ Video,

CryFace App: Turn that Smile Upside-Down

There seems to be a never-ending barrage of photo editing apps for the iPhone that will instantly transform your portraits into something else entirely different or entirely humorous.

CryFace happens to fall in the latter category.

CryFace

With the push of a button (aptly labeled “Time to cry!”), your otherwise smiling or neutral-faced portrait is instantly transformed into one that shows you with a huge frown and with tears running down your face. Of course, you’re not limited to cryface-ing just your pictures.

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Sharing the end image is a breeze, since the app allows users to share them via Twitter, Facebook, and email. The CryFace app is available for $0.99 (USD), and for an extra $0.99, you can unlock its text editing feature so you can make the image look like a meme.

[via Chip Chick]

Twitter Client Shames Pirates

TwitterTweetbot has been shaming pirates by suggesting that they tweet a funny sentence to their Twitter followers. According to a simple Twitter search, many people are pirating Tweetbot and haven’t realized what they did is now exposed for all to see.

Are You And Your iPad In The Toilet?

Pedestal Stand For iPad With Toilet Roll HolderWith the Pedestal Stand for iPad with toilet roll holder from CTA Digital, now less than ever does business need to be interrupted. Not even when you’re doing your business.