Severed Toe and Ear Cookies are Too Gross to Stomach

I get queasy pretty easily. In fact, I can hardly eat after watching a horror movie or after reading a particularly gory series of comics. (Cough, cough. The Walking Dead. Cough, cough. Thank God it’s not rendered in color.)

And while I love cookies just as much as the average person, I’d probably have a hard time swallowing these for obvious reasons.

Toe CookiesJust look at the dirt and grime on those toes. And are those molds? Don’t even get me started on the burst corns and blood just oozing out from the end where the toes were severed from the giant cookie foot.

I don’t think I’d be able to have my cookie and eat it, too. And get a load of these bloody ear cookie pops as well.

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These disgustingly awesome cookies were baked by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes.

[via Geekologie]


Calligraphuck Profane Letterpress Cards Let You Curse With Cursive

If someone pisses you off, let them go. Don’t curse, don’t fight, don’t even hope that they’ll trip and fall flat on their faces as they walk away. Instead, go home and whip out your set of Calligraphuck Profane Letterpress Cards.

CalligraphuckYou probably won’t feel like sending it off in the morning, but hey, at least you got it out of your system. But if you do end up sending it, at least you did it with a touch of class. Well, sort of.

I think you sort of already know what to expect from these cards based on their name alone.

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Calligraphucks are beautifully typeset cards emblazoned with a series of curses and profanities that might just make you blush.

Unfortunately, they’re not available – yet. They’re currently up for funding on Indiegogo, where a minimum pledge of $25 will get you a complete set of four awesome profanity-laced cards, including custom string and button envelopes to deliver your message in.

Head on over to Calligraphuck’s project page on Indiegogo for more information.

[via Cool Material]


This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Rejected Pitches (Pulp Fiction) [Video]

If you haven’t seen any of Above Average Networks’ Rejected Pitches series, here’s your chance to start with one of the best: Quentin Tarantino pitching Pulp Fiction to three 80s studio execs who just… don’t… get it. It’s wonderful. More »

Walking Dead Food Truck Offers Brain Burgers to Go

Despite what you may have heard, there’s no looming threat of a zombie apocalypse. Sure, there’s one on The Walking Dead, but you don’t have to worry about coming across the undead in real life. Unless you happen to be in London, of course.

Walking Dead Food TruckWalking Dead food truck is actually parked somewhere in the city, and it serves up delectably cringe-worthy delights like the big brain burger, feet and thyroid nuggets, crispy brain dippers, and skewered hearts.

Of course you don’t believe all that now, do you? This is actually chef Mark Jankel’s gory food cart where he’ll be serving up all the aforementioned goodies using “responsibly sourced British ingredients.”

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The cart was parked at the Camden Lock Market last August 22nd, but will be moving all across the UK to celebrate the release of The Walking Dead’s Season 2 DVD. If you live in London, check out their official UK page to track the trailer’s progress: facebook.com/TheWalkingDeadUK

[Stylist via Incredible Things]


If Someone Drops an iMac 27 Times, It’s a Prank

How many times can you drop an iMac before it shatters? I counted somewhere around 27 times (but I could be wrong.)

It pretty much shattered the first time the box hit the ground through.

Broken iMacDon’t believe me? Then check out the video below.

Okay, I’ll drop the act now. Obviously, this was a prank, and I think I made that much clear with this post’s title. So without further ado, here’s the video of an awesome prank that had people gasping as a dude dropped, kicked, and rolled an iMac down the escalator. Enjoy!

[via Laughing Squid via Geeks Are Sexy]


Samsung Canada Gives Fan Custom Galaxy SIII for Viral Hit, Births Another Viral Hit

Redditor Perma aka Shane is one lucky bastard. Samsung Canada gave him the “only customized SIII in Canada”, featuring Shane’s own drawing of a dinosaur. How did this happen? Simple. He just asked for it.

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Three months ago, Shane shared the above screenshot on Reddit, saying “Well, Samsung Canada has won me over.” I’m pretty sure neither Shane nor Samsung Canada’s Facebook guy didn’t expect just how popular his screenshot would become, but it did, and everyone had a good laugh. Then yesterday, Shane shared a new series of pictures on Reddit, saying “Well, Samsung Canada has me over again.”

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Shane’s newer pictures obviously became a hit as well.

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Samsung Canada has obviously dug itself into a hole here. They’ll have to send Shane another gadget for this latest round of positive media, which will prompt Shane to post pictures of the gadget, which will get Samsung more love, another gadget…. until eventually Shane becomes the Prime Minister of Canada. And if that doesn’t happen? Shane, may I suggest your next target.

[via Reddit]


CatVengers: A Movie I’d Pay $15 to See

Now before you get all mad at me for saying that I was kind of disappointed in the big noisy mess that was The Avengers, I must mention that I was battling the brain-bending side effects of a new medicine, combined with the headache inducing 3D glasses and an IMAX screen on the day I saw it, so maybe I need to give it another chance when it comes out on Blu-ray. But for now, here’s a film that I’d most definitely go see in the mean time.

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Yes, those are cats – dressed up as Thor, Captain America, Iron Man and The Hulk. Well The Hulk isn’t exactly dressed – hes’ more like a big naked green cat. But that doesn’t make the Cat Avengers any less awesome. I love how Captain (or is it Cattail?) America looks kind of spooked by Thor’s electric hammer. Though I was hoping to see a rat dressed as Loki.

This hilarious digital painting comes from the mind of Alana McCarthy of GeekyPet, and is available as a 10″ x 8″ digital print over on Etsy for about $15(USD). While you’re over there, be sure to check out Alana’s other geeky animal creations, including Batcat, Jabba the Cat and Captain Jean-Mewc Piccat (I made that name up but I thought it fit.)

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Spock Dreams of Uhura In This Starfleet Uniform Bra (B-Cup Me up, Scotty!)

Every time I think that the guys over at SceeneShoes have run out of ideas for more geeky braziers, they come up with another. Previously, we had some Nintendo and Pokemon bras, followed by a TMNT bra, and then an Xbox 360 controller bra. Now, we’ve got a bra designed to look like a Starfleet uniform.

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While not as outwardly sexy slutty as those latex Trek uniforms, this Star Trek bra can actually be worn underneath other garments, and only revealed when you want to show off your goods to your Captain or First Officer. From the design, I’m assuming this is based on the uniforms from The Original Series. I suppose that’s a good thing, because with the newer uniforms, that would mean you’d have to touch your boob in order to activate your communicator. Awkward.

The (unofficial) Starfleet bra is available over on Etsy for $30 to $40(USD) depending on size, and is not (yet) available in red.


Imagine The Fear & Loathing With This Hunter S. Thompson Board Game

Ever wish you could live out Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas without actually risking life imprisonment or a complete mental breakdown from carrying and consuming such an insane cache of drugs? Well now you can thanks to the Fear and Loathing Board Game.


This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Charge! [Video]

It’s not easy leading a phalanx. The sandals are uncomfortable, the tunics itch. Oh, and if you’re at the front of the charge, you’re definitely going to end up as collateral damage. More »