Hasta La Gadget!

I’m sure at some point we’ve all seen COPS on television. It never ceases to amaze me just how stupid people can be when they’re drunk or stoned. If you’ve ever wondered what all the guards in Skyrim do on a normal, daily basis when not taking arrows to the knee or fighting off dragons this is the video for you.

The guys over at Nerdist have put together a video called COPS Skyrim, and it’s funny. Apparently, this will be a serialized video posted to YouTube and in the first episode, the guards encounter a number of bad boys, include a confused elderly man in the roadway mixing up stuff and more.

My favorite is the stolen wood bowl where the cop asks the thief to pull the animal over. I laughed out loud when the officer called for his partner to sic the dog on him and then screams “no not all the dogs!” The possible flatbacker is funny as is the perfect theme song.

[via Nerdist]

A couple of months ago we saw a handgun that looks like an electric drill. Here’s the complete opposite, a electric screwdriver that looks like a handgun. Those poor shelves and cabinets won’t know what hit ‘em.

The 3.6-volt electric screwdriver comes with six drill bits that fit in the revolver chambers. Hopefully they fit snugly or else you might find yourself firing blanks one day.

You can pre-order the Drill Gun Power Screwdriver from Gadgets and Gear for $39.95 (USD), a savings of $10 off the regular price.

Horror. Chills. Mystery. Breasts that go bump in the night. Ghost Tits from Paulilu has all of that and more; the “more” being Olivia Munn, Mr. Feeny, and honestly why do I even have to sell you on this, it’s called Ghost Tits for goodness sake. More »

Like to eat and drink, then use your computer keyboard without washing your hands? Eventually, you end up with a sticky, dirty mess of a keyboard. Apparently, one office worker was sick and tired of seeing the grimy keyboard in their co-worker’s office, and did something about it.

No, they didn’t clean it up – instead, one Redditor transformed the grimy, slimy keyboard into a pocket garden, filling the already dirty bits between the keys with more dirt, and a bunch of garden cress seeds. The end result looks something like a Chia Pet, but in keyboard form. It took only a couple of days before the seeds started to sprout, and within two weeks, it was a fully-grown sprout garden.

While it’s a hilarious prank, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the keyboard isn’t particularly functional anymore after being saddled with dirt, water and vegetation. I suggest that if you decide to try this on one of your vacationing office-mates, you try it with a crappy old keyboard nobody cares about.

[via Reddit via Mashable]

If you’re going to shoot something and have a laugh about it afterwards, then you might want to reach out for these stack of weiner bullets. You can also call them dick bullets, pecker bullets, wanger bullets, rod bullets – but let’s tread lightly on the crude side and just go with ‘weiner.’

These weiner bullets are actually real and they’re probably the most perverted bullets you’ll ever see in your life.

At first glance, they might seem like bullets made a bit too long. But upon closer inspection, you’ll discover that it is, indeed, more than what it initially seemed to be.

These bullets were specially made by the specialists over at The Specialists, who were probably bored one afternoon and decided that they’d make bullets more fun by churning them out in the shape of men’s peckers.

Want some weiners of your own to shoot at people? Check out The Specialists’ website or call them at 212-941-7696 (look for Steve).

[via Endo via Obvious Winner]