Bacon Demon from Hell Wants to Kill You by Clogging Your Arteries

I know not from whence this bacon demon comes from, but it definitely looks like it’s ready to kill you. And while it might just stare you down with its demonic yellow eyes, its real plan is to do you in the old fashioned way – with coronary artery disease.

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And while that’s definitely not a pleasant way to go, at least you will have enjoyed its bacon-y goodness before it does you in. I’m not sure what else the bacon demon is made of, but I’m betting his torso, arms and head are some sort of delicious meatloaf – and there’s nothing quite as heavenly as a bacon-wrapped meatloaf. Anyone want to take a guess as to what the yellow stuff is? Looks like french fries and yellow peppers. Why do chefs insist on ruining perfectly good meals with bell peppers? All they do is give me a stomach ache and bad gas.

[via Obvious Winner]


"Wannabe" Movie Debuts On Facebook vs Theaters Starring Academy Award Winner Octavia Spencer?

"Wannabe" the movie"Wannabe" is a comedy film starring Craig Robert Young, Octavia Spencer,
Matt Dallas, Tate Taylor, Adam Huss, written by Craig Robert Young and
Richard Keith and directed by Richard Keith. It’s being promoted as one
of the only films to be released on Facebook.
However, while that may be true, if one was to research the movie on the Internet, it is evident this flick was first produced back in 2005?


GoJo is “the Only, Truly Hands-Free Headset” in Existence

All of the hands-free headsets in the market today aren’t really “hands-free” because you still have to hold your phone. And because of that, they make answering calls difficult when your hands are busy doing something else.

If you’re looking for a truly hands-free headset, then you’re in luck because the GoJo is here. It’s a headset with a suction cup on one end, where you’re supposed to stick your phone on when you need to answer a call.

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When you’re done and the headset is already on your head, just continue whatever it is you’re doing while possessing full use of both your hands.

Check out the video to see how the GoJo Hands Free Cell Phone Headset works. If you’re not yet sold on the “truly hands-free” idea, then maybe the commercial will because the guy who shows them off is really good at what he does.

You can get a pack of 2 GoJos from Amazon for $9.59.

[via Dvice]


Extra-Wide N64 Controller Mod Has Double the Sticks, Double the Size

Nowadays we expect dual analog sticks to be standard parts of gaming controllers, but back in the 90s a certain newcomer was the smart/lucky enough to figure that out. Bacteria forum member Clarky retroactively sets things straight for Nintendo by making a dual analog stick N64 controller.

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If it looks like two N64 controllers stuck together, it’s because that’s exactly what it is.

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Awesome paint job. Clarky initially made this mod because of a hidden mode in Star Wars Episode 1: Racer that enabled players to control their pod racer using the analog sticks of two controllers, but his fellow forum members also pointed out that his mod will also come in handy for GoldenEye. You can skip to about 5:15 in the video below for the demo.

Head to Clarky’s thread at the Bacteria forums for more pics and info on the mod. I wonder if someone’s going to mash two 3DS systems together to come up with one that has two analog sticks.

[via Hack A Day]


Sega Genesis Shock Collar Mod: Failure is Not an Option

Sony has DualShock controllers, but Sega has literally shocking controllers. Not by default of course. A modder has made a couple of Sega Genesis gamepads that actually electrocute players via a shock collar. Now that’s hardcore.

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The mod is called Genezap and it was made by a modder going by the moniker Furrtek. He connected a shock collar and a microcontroller to each gamepad and then wrote custom software so that certain conditions in the game will prompt the microcontroller to activate the collar. Furrtek then inserted code in several Genesis games to work with the painful experiment. For example, he edited Battletoads so that the player will be zapped if he loses a life. He also edited the original Sonic game to deliver a shock if the player dies or loses rings. Skip to about 1:25 in the video for the demo:

I may not understand French, but pain is a universal language. Head to Furrtek’s website (also in French) for details on this crazy mod.

[via Joystiq]


Got a Bad Singing Voice? Then Give the Beauty Voice Trainer a Shot

People who have great singing voices either worked hard to get there or were born with it. Then there are the others who trained themselves using the Beauty Voice Trainer.

Beauty Voice TrainerIt’s another one of Japan’s nifty self-improvement contraptions that promises to “give you the dulcet voice you know you’ve always wanted.” It’s different from the rest because it, for once, doesn’t promise to tone your facial muscles or get rid of wrinkles like the Rhythm Slim Chin Exerciser or the Smile Lines Face Belt.

Instead, the Beauty Voice Trainer sets out to loosen up your throat so that your voice passage opens to allow stronger sounds to pass through. At least, this is what they claim it does on their website.

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It also comes with a tuning fork so you can reach the notes you want to reach and identify proper intervals between pitches. Use it for five minutes a day and you might see your singing voice improve (or not.)

The Beauty Voice Trainer retails for $59(USD). That’s a couple of hundred bucks less than what you’d have to pay if you hired a voice coach, but again, no guarantees that it’ll make it any more likely you’ll get picked on The Voice.


This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: KFC Loves Gays [Video]

We all know where Chick-fil-A stands on gay marriage. But what about that other chicken fast food joint? Don’t worry, folks, the Colonel’s here to make his stance known. With the help of some fabulous friends. More »

Pissed Off? Don’t Yell, Just Take it out on the Dammit Doll Instead

Did someone run over your bike? Did your boyfriend (or girlfriend) cheat on you? Did you tell your kid brother not to mess with your stuff, only to come home and find him reformatting your laptop?

Before anything else, don’t throw a fit. Don’t get angry, don’t scream, don’t yell, and don’t bang things on your way out. Instead, go up to your room, take out your Dammit Doll… and let all hell break loose.

Dammit Doll1I know stress balls are supposed to calm you down when you’re steamed, but how are you supposed to release all that anger and frustration when you’re supposed to squeeze those darned things?

The Dammit Dolls are better because they let you vent your anger so you can face the situation dead on in a more calmer way. And if you’re still feeling antsy after a couple of whacks, then feel free to whack your Dammit some more until you feel better.

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A lot of people attest to the effectiveness of the Dammit Doll. It’s so popular that it’s currently sold out on the Spoon Sisters, but expect it to be available by August 22nd. The Dammit Dolls are available in an assortment of designs and are priced at $13.50 (USD).

[via Incredible Things]


Happy Smile Trainer Helps You Practice Your Perfect Smile

I think smiles greatly improve a person’s appearance, regardless of how big, small, perfect, or ‘imperfect’ they are. In fact, now that I think of it, I doubt that there’s actually a ‘perfect’ kind of smile because they’re all unique to the people actually doing the smiling.

happy smile trainer weird japanBut if you somehow feel like your current smile is, well, not as happy-looking or as perfect as you’d like it to be, then you could get the Happy Smile Trainer. This is another one of the quirky self-improvement devices from the Japan Trend Shop, some of the others being the Hana Tsun Nose Straightener, the Eye Slack Haruka, the Rhythm Slim Chin Exerciser, and the Face Slimmer Mouthpiece.

All you have to do to work your smile is bite onto the silicone mouthpiece for five minutes a day (that doesn’t sound so hard!) Doing so will supposedly “improve the angles and balance of your face and cheeks, strengthening your gums and teeth.”

Does it work? We don’t know. Is it worth the rather exorbitant price of $52 (USD), plus shipping? Probably not. But you’re welcome to try it and tell us if it does.

[via Gadgets Matrix]


The Dark Manatee Rises and Other Superhero Manatees of the Universe

After his performance in The Dark Knight Rises, I think it’s safe to say that Christian Bale can now be crowned as one of Hollywood’s superhero elites.

I know this is a weird question to ask, but have you ever imagined him – and all your other favorite superheroes – as manatees? The reason I ask is because if you have, then you no longer need to imagine because you can see them as manatees for yourself.

BatmanThese are the works of Joel Harris, who searched deep within him to find inspiration and come up with the vision for these animalistic portraits.

Manatees aren’t exactly the world’s cutest animals but Harris changes all that. Who knew that manatees could look so adorable with just a change in costume?

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Personally, Spider-Man Manatee is my favorite. Which one is yours?

[via IJWT via Nerd Approved]