Hasta La Gadget!

Not everyone has the luxury of going to the spa at least once a week for some much-needed pampering and sweat time at the sauna. If you’re a girl or guy who wishes you could go sweat it out at the sauna more often, then a portable and practical solution (although we give no assurances that it works) is the Sauna Suit.

With this thing, what you see is really what you’ll get. It’s a suit fashioned from heavy-duty PVC material that makes sure that you sweat it out, regardless of what you’re doing.

Mop the floor, dust the windows, bake a cake, make dinner, do all the chores you need to do while losing all that excess water weight in the process. Just make sure you don’t overdo it, for your own health’s sake.

The Sauna Suit is available from Amazon, and costs between $10 and $26(USD) depending on the model.

[via Gadgets Matrix]

With the Higgs boson – or something that looks a whole lot like it – now identified, retailers have wasted no time in throwing the elusive subatomic particle up for sale. UK online retailer Ebuyer has led the charge, with a spoof listing for the banging boson promising delivery on May 29 20129.

The boson up for grabs is the standard model, Ebuyer says, with an approximate mass of 126 GeV. However, you’ll have to buy your own 27 kilometer long particle accelerator, since that’s sold separately. Even the “Frequently bought together” suggestions are slyly comical, being a 200x USB microscope and a pair of pink craft tweezers – perfect for getting your Higgs boson out of the packaging.

Of course, you can save your £7,297.35 if you’re short on cash at the moment, since the Higgs boson is actually all around us: you just can’t see it. The particle is the last significant hold-out of the standard model, requiring vast quantities of energy in order to reveal it; that’s why its taken the mighty colliding power of the LHC to tease it out.

More on today’s Higgs boson announcement here.

[via Andrew Jones-McGuire]

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The Hana Silicone iPhone 4/4s Case not only displays a distinctive design  that sets it apart from other iPhone cases, the unusual suggested user finger placement ensures anyone can “pick” it out from the crowd.

Want to one-up the douchebags who flaunt their fancy Bluetooth headsets while talking into space? Bring this bad boy out and they’ll know how OG you are. It’s also a Bluetooth headset, but it’s in the form of the classic 80′s brick phone that your elders – or you – used to rock back in the day.

I don’t know if creator Brad Helmink made it extra large for effect or if it’s just been a long while since I saw one of these, but my goodness. You might need a building permit to own one of these.

Like most Bluetooth devices, all you need to do is pair the brick phone with your phone and you’re ready to go to John F. Kennedy High School and participate in insider trading.

If your testicles meet the minimum weight limit needed to carry the 80s Bluetooth Brick Phone, head to indiegogo and pledge at least $45 (USD) to be one of the first to own it if and when the fundraiser meets its goal of $55,000. That’s chump change for a teen star or a stock broker.

Are you sick and tired of having to throw a tennis ball for your dog, just to have him bring it back to you in almost no time at all?  If that is an accurate description of you, read on.  You weigh more than the average person for your height, enjoy pizza, and live in a single bedroom apartment.  “Wow, you’re good.”  They don’t pay me for nothing!  Scratch that – I meant to say “they pay me nothing” but it came out funny.

The Hyperdog Tennis Ball Launcher is a great way to shoot balls far off enough that you will be able to take a quick bite of that delicious foot-long hot dog with relish.  “How do you know all this about me?”  I peep through your windows when you shower while I watch TV.

The Hyperdog Tennis Ball Launcher shoots tennis balls up to 220 feet away!  But you know advertising – the “up to” number was attained with some strange malarky involving steroids, speedos, and a convenient wind pattern.

Just load up the ammo, pull back the surgical-tubing-lined slingshot piece, and boom!  Let ‘er fly!  Right into your neighbor’s window.  That’s when you’ll be glad you bought those really expensive Air Yeezy’s walk barefoot like a nomad and can run with the breeze between your bunion-filled toes.

Of course, there are tons of alternative uses that I think are more fun than the old “play fetch with a dog.”  You could play fetch with your neighbors!  And by “fetch,” I mean you sit up in a tree and try to nail them between the eyes at their annual neighborhood barbecue.  That’ll teach them not to invite me to social occasions.  *Knocks down another guest*

If you like this tennis ball launcher, be sure to check out the more dangerous handgun drill and the less dangerous banana gun.  I’m feeling a bit violent today, especially after that great session of P90X.  I feel like the great Liam Neeson from Taken!  WHERE IS SHE?

Note that every link in this post goes to something gun-related.  I support the right for bears to have arms, since armless bears make me cry bitter tears.  Bitter, bitter tears.

[via Bless This Stuff]

Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a blog with geeky lists for your eyes to feast on!