Hasta La Gadget!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re trying to maintain rule in the face of the intern resistance or whether you’re trying to break the chains of school oppression, there’s no brand of dart gun more trusted than Nerf. Foam wars get serious—and the losers are often the ones underarmed. Not having not enough Nerf guns is the easiest way to lose a Nerf war. The other trap would-be Nerf warlords run into is running out of ammunition: every time you shoot a dart, regardless of its accuracy, you’re basically giving your opponent ammunition. Fire a few, and now you’re unarmed. More »

Portable hard drives have never been called sexy. They’re simply not the most desirable gadget. You know what is worth lusting over? Ultrabooks. They’re skinny, tapered, and fast. They’re the sports car of the gadget world. But like sports cars, they don’t come with much space. The 128GB of flash memory in my laptop means it flies, but I have to leave my media at home. Theres no room for any junk in the trunk at all. More »

iPhone pre-order day has come and gone, and if you didn’t order yours in the wee hours of the morning, you’re looking at a two-week wait for shipping. But you’re a gadget guy’s gadget guy, and you knew that was coming. You got your upgrade in line, counted your dollars, and preordered a spanking new iPhone 5. Maybe two. More »

Earlier today, while Tim Cook was introducing the new greatest gadget ever, he got a little rowdy. Speaking about internet usage, he claimed that iPads account for “92% of tablet traffic.” Cook surmised that it was because nobody actually uses Android tablets: More »

In the Star Wars canon, the Death Star took 20 years to build. In the real world, economics and Star Wars nerds estimated that the Death Star would cost a staggering $852 quadrillion. In my world, I would just buy this amazing 3800-piece Lego Death Star set and save all of that time and money. More »