Boba Fett Mixer Stirs up Its Bounty

When it comes to kitchen appliances, women want colors that match their decor. Men want what they usually want. Something cool that looks nothing like what women want. Preferably, their kitchen appliances should look like Boba Fett. That’s why Tommyfilth talked his wife into buying a broken old Kitchenaid for Christmas. It would soon get a super nice makeover.
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Soon he refurbished it into this Boba Fett Mixer. It’s got some excellent battle-worn armor and it mixes batter like there was a bounty on baked goods. I’m sure they have already made their share of Star Wars cookies and cakes with this thing.

Okay Disney, your move – let’s see some more officially licensed Star Wars appliances now.

[via ThinkGeek via That’s Nerdalicious]

Effing Typeface Makes the Alphabet Crass and Vulgar (NSFW)

Designer Alex Merto’s Effing Typeface is so effing unusual that I can’t help but be impressed by his creativity. His font is so overtly pervy that it’s enough to make me cringe at certain letters, but even I have to admit that he does a good job at staying within the confines of his extremely vulgar theme.

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The Effing Typeface redefines the alphabet, where each letter doesn’t stand a chance against his determination to dirty them up. A isn’t so adorable now, unless that’s a baby’s bottom (which I don’t think it is.) B could be beautiful, but let’s not go to C, because that’s just plain nasty. And while most of the images are immediately recognizable there are definitely a few that I’m not too familiar with – which is probably a good thing.

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Unfortunately (or is it fortunately?), it doesn’t look like the Effing Typeface is available for download or purchase online at this point.

[via TAXI via Incredible Things]

A Long Time Ago, over a Crib Far Away: Star Wars Baby Mobile

Geeks who have babies are always looking for ways to pass on their geek ways. Like getting your child interested in Star Wars from an early age. One good way to instill a love of Star Wars in your child is to have them sleep every night under an awesome mobile like this one.

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Loaded with six spaceships, eight planets, and a moon (that’s no moon!) this entire mobile is hand made by Etsy artist Sheep Creek Needlecraft, who will customize it for every order. If you want one for your child, just be aware that it will take 4-6 weeks to make and it will cost you the hefty sum of $380(USD).

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It’s totally worth it though, to see all of those fuzzy ships above your child’s crib indoctrinating him or her into a wonderful world of geekery.

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[via HiConsumption via Geeks Are Sexy]

Cylon Engagement Ring: By Your Command

When you meet your girlfriend at a Battlestar Galactica party, you better have something special lined up for an engagement ring when you eventually propose to her. I mean, really lay some cubits out and show her how special she is. That’s what happened with Disturbedrobot, so he decided to propose with a ring that looks like a Cylon.

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He took the gold and diamonds from his grandmother’s ring and had his sketches modeled in Maya. After that, it was reforged by jewelry craftsperson Craig Elliott into this lovely ring. His fiancé is a lucky lady and now this guy has made it tougher for the rest of us men by raising the geek bar so high.

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Best Cylon ring ever.

[via Obvious Winner]

Paint Your Pizza: Looks Good, Hopefully Tastes Even Better

Does your pizza have a face? No? Well, it could, if you wanted to give it one. Introducing paintyourpizza.com, where you can show off your mad paint skills and have it turned into an actual pizza pie.

Conceived by Jonas Lund, the Paint Your Pizza concept is simple: just log on to the site, paint a pizza with whoever else is online or paint one yourself, and click to order. You can expect your custom-drawn pizza to arrive hot and hopefully tasty at your door in no time.

paint your pizza 1I don’t really see any option on the site where you can choose what toppings to put on your painted pizza. I suggest using green sparingly though, unless you prefer a pizza covered all over in leaves and veggies. I’ve posted some of my favorite designs in the gallery below, but there are lots of other fun pizza designs over on the Paint Your Pizza gallery too.

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Depending on the complexity of your drawing and the types of ingredients they’d have to use, prices for 18-inch pizzas start at about $30(USD) – assuming there’s a local pizzeria available to do the job. You can have a similarly-sized pie from Pizza Hut delivered to your door for about $13, so yeah, you do the math and see if this novelty is worth it.

[via Geekologie]

Star Wars Jewelry Made from Toys: Use the Toys, Luke!

Check out this awesome snowspeeder ring. It was made from a toy and it looks pretty darn good on a finger. Star Wars fanatic Jennifer Landa of  Rockets and Rainbows has a nice selection of vintage toys that she’s converted into jewelry.
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It looks like this snowspeeder is the only ring available right now, but Jennifer has plenty of earrings, necklaces, and other Star Wars jewelry. There’s even a Boushh locket with both Princess Leia and a frozen Han Solo inside.

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I also like the Jawa locket with an actual Jawa inside and a Tatooine scene.

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These pieces make a great gift for your geek friends and significant others. We all love Star Wars – plus, you can’t beat Micro Machines being turned into jewelry.

[via Geek With Curves via The Mary Sue]

10-Foot-Tall Cardboard Optimus Prime: Boxes in Disguise

What do you do with all of those boxes left over from your countless Amazon orders and other cardboard lying around your house? Don’t just throw them into the recycling bin. Do like this guy did, and build a giant badass robot. Like this one. Yep, this is a 10-foot-tall Optimus Prime made out of recycled cardboard.
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Well, cardboard, glue and masking tape. This ‘Cardboard Prime’ was built by Pwarner184, who obviously knows how to work cardboard into geek magic. The shaping of the cardboard is great, and I love how he did the details with masking tape. This is truly papercraft on an epic scale.

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If any cardboard Decepticons come anywhere near this house, there will be cardboard flying everywhere as Optimus Prime defends his turf. The only things this robot fears are rain, mildew and perhaps an industrial shredder.

[via Obvious Winner]

Glow-in-the-Dark Corset: Light up the Dance Floor, Literally.

Literally be the light and life of the party by putting on your high heels and getting there dressed in this sexy lace-up neck corset. The piping on the dress only glows in the dark, so it’ll look like you’ve got a plain old corset on in the light.

But when the lights go out… That’s when all the fun begins.

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You’ll need to “charge” the dress up before you go clubbing, though. Just expose it to a bright light source for a minimum of ten minutes, although an hour is recommended for luminescence that will last for up to 12 hours in a darkened room.

If you see your glow start to fade, then just pop into a bathroom and bask in the glow of the fluorescent lights for about ten minutes before heading back out and into the scene.

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From the looks of the design, I think you’ll be a real head-turner with or without the glowing action.

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The Glow-in-the-dark corset is made by Artifice Clothing and is priced at $60(USD).

[via Gadgets Matrix]

LEGO Ghostbusters Headquarters: Something Strange in Your LEGOhood

This Ghostbusters headquarters was recreated in LEGO by Orion Pax and it is amazingly detailed. As you can see, it has all of the rooms, including the fireman’s pole for LEGO figures to slide down. And yes, Ecto 1 is inside there as well.

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This thing is so intricate, there is even fake food in the kitchen. One room has a Staypuft Marshmallow Man poster on the wall. The rooms even have LEGO radiators for fake heating.

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I could talk all day about the amazing details in this HQ, but you should really hit the link and check out some more images. It is the coolest thing you will see all day.

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This HQ is alive!

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[via Geekologie]

Give Nicolas Cage a New ‘Do with Your Dry Erase Marker

I don’t always agree with the choices that Nicolas Cage makes with regards to his career, but I definitely have a strong opinion about his hairstyle – or his lack of one. Nicolas has been sporting variants of the same boring old ‘do for as long as I can remember. If it bugs you as much as it bugs me and his legions of fans and non-fans, then the good news is that there’s something you can do about it.

You won’t be able to make him change it, but you can try to convince him by showing him what he looks like with the help of a couple of dry erase markers and this handy dandy Nicole Cage whiteboard from Brandon Bird.

Nicolas Cage Hairstyle WhiteboardSo you won’t be able to use it for anything else, but at least you’ll be able to have tons of fun and tons of laughs while you unleash your creativity and share it with your bestest pals.

The Nicole Cage hairstyle whiteboard is on sale for $20 on TopatoCo.

[via Laughing Squid]