Secret Passage Floor Decal Will Take You to a World of Pain if You Try to Enter

From the store that brought us the Zelda fireplace art comes another fake retro graphic. Add 18 square inches of mystery to your floor with the  Secret Passage decal. It’s also perfect for hiding actual secret passages. No one would think of looking under it right? Except for me. *cue thunderstorm and diabolical laughter*

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Although a handful of old video games did portray stairs this way – it was either this or a miniature set of stairs – I’m not sure if these particular graphics are also from Zelda.

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You can order the Secret Passage floor decal from James Bit Originals for $35 (USD). I actually saw a rug version of this idea, though I don’t know if that one’s for sale or if it’s even real.

[Thanks Justin!]


Nintendo Controller Turned into Desk Organizer: Why Won’t Star Fox 64 Play Anymore?

Do you have a spare N64 controller laying around and collecting dust? Chances are you have at least two. Why not put them to good use and turn them into handy desk organizers. That’s what Graeme Abraham of GreenCüb has done here and it will make your desk look extra geeky.
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He has turned this N64 controller into a neat retro desk organizer that will hold all of your things. It also has a USB extension as well as places for your pens and paper clips. And, crayons – for when you want to color that Super Mario coloring book you have.

It will cost you just $15.99(USD) from Etsy, where you can find other controllers and old consoles converted into desk caddies. Everyone can appreciate a geeky desk organizer, and they make a great inexpensive gift for your friends.

[via Neatorama]


Breadcrab: Baking Half-Life Style

Fans of the Half-Life series will immediately recognize this delicacy as one of those pesky, but relatively easy to kill headcrabs. Now it might just be my shellfish allergy and fear or anaphylactic shock, but I never really had the desire to find out what a headcrab tasted like, but I might make an exception for this version.

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Yep, this isn’t an ordinary headcrab – it’s a delicious breadcrab, courtesy of the folks at cookies.bruk.org. Now before you get all mad at me and start complaining that the breadcrab dates all the way back to 2004, I already know that. But I never saw it before today, and figured that it might be new for some of you guys as well. It’s the Internet after all, where nothing ever truly dies – it just ages like fine wine, right?

[via That’s Nerdalicious]


Final Fantasy III Dialog Box Magnets: Refrigerator Relics

Relive the glory days of the Final Fantasy series with these Final Fantasy III (aka Final Fantasy VI) dialog box magnets. Those were the days when characters were interesting and not annoying, when you knew who your actual enemy was and were not treated to surprise boss switcheroos, when you could understand what the hell anyone was talking about. Dammit Square what happened?

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The magnets are made of acrylic, and although it looks like it at first glance, the text is not printed on paper. It’s actually etched into the blue surface coat, and there’s even a drop shadow on each character, just like in the game. You can choose to buy magnets that contain actual dialogue from the game or send your own quotes. If you choose the former you’ll see that the line breaks are exactly how they appear in the game.

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Ride a flat airship and head to Abecediary on Etsy to order the magnets. Prices range from $6 to $20 (USD) depending on the type and number of magnets.

[via Kotaku]


Tusken Raider Pushes a Pod Racer Stroller – Why Not?

The last time we saw a Tusken Raider and a Pod Racer together, the Raider was shooting at it. That’s not the case here. Either things got so bad in the race that he ended up pushing it and refuses to give up or he’s just starting this kid off young, hoping to make him a Pod Racing champion.
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This Tusken Raider is not wearing the traditional gear of his people either, unless there’s a Nike Store on Tatooine now. This custom-built Anakin’s Pod Racer baby stroller was spotted being pushed in the last leg of the “Course of the Force” race in San Diego.

That Pod Racer looks sweet though. Look how shiny it is. And the little Anakin has a lightsaber at the ready just in case any other racers try to pass him.

[via Obvious Winner]


Plush Spocktopus is More Logical Than It Looks

If Spock had eight arms he could have done several jobs on the Enterprise bridge at once instead of just being Science officer. This seems like the next logical step in Vulcan evolution anyway. First you master emotions and the mind, then you grow several more arms so that you can work more efficiently.
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This plush was made by Karen at SewMuch2Luv. She combined a cephalopod with Spock for a friend of hers. The result is affectionately known as Spocktopus – which was a logical choice. The other choice would obviously have been a cthulhu Sulu, which would have been alright, but not as neat as this one.

[via Neatorama]


Guy Builds Bridge out of LEGO (Sorta)

We’re always talking about stuff made out of LEGO around here, and while I’ve even seen furniture and vehicles made from LEGO bricks, I can honestly say this is the first time I’ve seen a load-bearing bridge that uses LEGO.

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Gotcha! What you’re looking at here is a clever painted LEGO brick illusion by graffiti artist MEGX, recently done on the underside of a concrete bridge in the town of Wuppertal, Germany.

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If you happen to stop by Wuppertal (I just like saying that), you can see the LEGO bridge along Schwesterstraße, though I’m hot sure exactly where along the street it appears.

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[via Whudat]


Breaking Bad Fingernails Make a Meth of Girl’s Fingertips

The season five premiere of Breaking Bad aired last night, and if you watched it then you know that it was as good as it has always been (I won’t spoil it for those of you who still haven’t seen it.) The show is as addictive as the meth that Walter and Jesse make after all. A lot of people like nail artist Kayleigh O’Connor have just recently started watching the show. She caught up fast of course. AND she decorated her fingernails for the season premiere.
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Wow, she must really love the show. Her nails all have some of the show’s elements, like the logo and some fake “Blue Sky” meth. Walter White would be so proud.

Watching the entire first four seasons within a short period of time pretty much ruined her work schedule, so she deserves some cool nails.

[Laughing Squid via Neatorama]


Millenium Falcon Skirt Smuggles Some Nice Cargo

The Falcon has never looked so graceful in flight as it does while this girl is walking down the street, though it does tend to rock back and forth with every movement of her hips. Hey that’s only because she’s navigating an asteroid field of cat calls and TIE fighters.
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This sexy Millennium Falcon skirt is the work of Landa Calrissian aka Jennifer Landa. You might remember her from her Death Star Dress at last years San Diego Comic-Con. This year she’s all about winning the Kessel Run and of course our hearts.

I’ve never seen anyone wear a ship so well.

[via Obvious Winner]


Super Mario Bros. Glass Marbles Blow Me Away

Damn. Those are marbles? When I was a kid marbles were boring swirly colored little orbs. These things are works of art that look so awesome that they should be in some combination of a 3D Mario and a Metroid game.
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These handcrafted Super Mario Bros. marbles were made by glass blowing artist Paul Stephan from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. All I can say is, the man is an artist. Each of these marbles shows an actual level behind our hero, with some amazing detail.

Damn. Now I really want to buy these. And I can’t. Paul needs to get himself a deal and start working with Nintendo to produce more of these things so that we can all buy them. Great work, Paul!

[via Obvious Winner]