Tokyoflash Kisai Blade LED Watch Inspired by Turbine Engines

If you’ve been following Technabob for any period of time, you know we’re big fans of Tokyoflash and their unusual watches. Now, here’s a Tokyoflash watch that is kind of a big fan itself. That is, it’s based on the fan blades of a turbofan engine.

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The new Kisai Blade watch gets its inspiration from the blades of a turbine fan engine. When off, the face of the watch really does look like a jet engine. It’s got a stepped, smoked lens which conceals an array of LEDs arranged around a central point. The watch is based on a concept design originally submitted by Peter Fletcher to the Tokyoflash design blog.

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When illuminated, the LEDs can tell time in one of two modes – one which works like traditional watch hands – and another which rapidly flashes the time by indicating each digit based on the angle of each hand. It’s also got a nifty animation mode which should be perfect for all of those raves I know you’ve been attending. If you want to see it in action, check out the demo video below:

The Blade is rechargeable via USB, and you can go about a month between charges. It’s available in black, gold, silver, or silver with a leather band, and in several different LED color choices. I think the all black with the red hands is my favorite.

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If you head on over to Tokyoflash right away, you’ll be able to get in on the launch price of just $139(USD)- good until Thursday, August 29th at 11:00am Japan time.

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Han Solo Carbonite Ring: Jabba the Jeweler

I bet Jabba the Hutt is kicking himself right about now for failing in his diet. There is no way he could get this awesome Han Solo in Carbonite ring on even his little finger. I guess he could have one of his slaves wear it for him.
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This ring displays a miniature Han Solo frozen in carbonite – one of the most classic moments in movie or sci-fi history. This is a design that was sketched out by Paul Bierker, a jeweler who is obviously a geek as well. I know this because he also made this.

It’s the perfect engagement ring for any Hutt who is in love and also wants to keep his trophies close by.

[via Superpunch]

Bowflex Boost Fitness Band: HAL Will Make You Exercise!

Fitness bands, apps and devices are a great way to motivate you to keep fit. There’s nothing like adding a bit of competitiveness into your fitness routine, especially if you don’t exercise with partners or friends.

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The Bowflex Boost is supposed to be a low-cost alternative to some of the pricier fitness bands available on the market right now. Just like the others, it will track your daily activities, as well as the quality of your sleep. It will come with a companion iOS app that will sync your data via Bluetooth.

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The Bowflex Boost will launch this September for just $50(USD). It also looks a bit like the HAL 9000 – or maybe a Cylon.

Alien Xenomorph Ring Transforms into Brass Knuckles

Do you punch like a wuss? Need some extra force when you lay a smack down? Well, if you also want a good geek ring, here is the answer. It’s an Alien Xenomorph ring that conveniently transforms into brass knuckles. Bam! Someone is going to need a facehugger ice pack, sucker!
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This ring from Kilroy’s Attic is scary just like the Alien Queen herself. But at least it doesn’t drool acid all over the place while it is punching your lights out. That would just be too realistic.

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Here’s a demo of how the ring unfolds in case you’re curious:

It will cost you $55(USD) if you want one. That’s not bad at all. That’s like $11.25(USD) per knuckle.  Just don’t trust anybody who wears one.

[via The Mary Sue via Geeks Are Sexy]

Fan Made Pokémon Hoodies: What? Sweater is Evolving!

deviantART member Shori Ameshiko is a Pokémon stitcher like no one ever was. She’s been making what she calls Pokéhoodies for a couple of years now, but she recently went viral with her Bulbasaur hoodie, which comes with a bulb-shaped backpack.

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Then she followed that up with a Squirtle hoodie. Yep, it has a turtle shell backpack. Check out her other Pokéhoodies below:

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Sadly, I think Shori makes the hoodies for herself only and not for commissions. Why? Because she makes the hoodies out of Pokémon skin. She’s a Pocket Monster Hunter. Nah, it’s probably because she doesn’t want to get sued by Game Freak. Check out Shori’s deviantART page for more of her work.

[via Galaxy Next Door]

Pizza Slice Friendship Necklace: For People With More Than One Friend

We “social masters” are tired of being discriminated against.  Why all of these “one friend, two piece” necklaces?  I could never give one of my minions special treatment, because then my other minions would feel sad.  I value my worthless social minions, and am excited to hear that I can now include them all!  Thanks, Pizza Slice Friendship Necklace!

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How to use the Pizza Slice Friendship Necklace:

First, you will need to get eight friends.  This can be done relatively easily, as long as you’re not an awkward turtle and can carry a conversation.  If you get sweaty pits and pass out at the thought of talking to others, then a silent gesture will be enough.  (Bring $20′s, just in case you happen to look extra weird that day.)

Next, you will need to purchase the beautiful piece(s) of jewelry shown above.

The only thing left for you to do, after having purchased the Pizza Slice Friendship Necklaces, is to force your eight friends to wear them.  If you need to accidentally on purpose make your friends go temporarily unconscious, then do what you have to do.  And if you get caught, I was telling you the whole time that it is entirely illegal and immoral to ask unconscious people to befriend you.  Only befriend conscious people – they are less likely to have diseases and will stay friends with you for a longer period of time.

If you followed all of the above steps exactly as they were written, one of your friends should be attractive as the friend shown below: (complete with the out-of-place seductive expression):

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Remember to remind friends that these necklaces are not for eating.  These necklaces are for wearing.  If you do have a group “necklace-eating party,” just make sure that everyone keeps the chain on so that you can pull the pizza slice back out in case of an emergency.  (Hint: swallowing a metal slice of pizza is almost always an immediate medical emergency.)

You can pick up one of these Pizza Slice Necklaces for £14 (~$19 USD) over at the Lazy Oaf online store. Lazy oaf.

[via: This Is Why I’m Broke]

Cecilia Valentine’s “Fur is Alive” Wearables Are Really Alive

Sometimes, the right accessories make a person’s outfit come alive. Other times, it’s the accessories being worn that’s actually alive, and that’s the case with Cecilia Valentine’s “Fur is Alive” series.

Her pieces are composed of bulky but hollow 3D-printed pieces that look plain on their own. If they might remind you of animal cages, then you’re spot on, because they were actually designed with that purpose in mind.

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Cecilia’s pieces might seem trivial, but they’re really not, because they were conceptualized with a strong message. On her website, she explains that the conceptual line “examines the exploitation of animals in fashion” and was not meant to be worn. She adds:

The designs incorporate living animals in an attempt to harness the true beauty of natural forms in a way that exposes the harsh reality of the fur industry, which is still widely accepted despite years of controversy. Fur is meant to be alive, and murdering an animal for the sake of design or beauty should never be tolerated.

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In case you’re wondering, the bird was edited into the photo, while the hamster was “given many treats in return for his help.” Neat-o, and I definitely agree with Cecilia’s stand on the fur industry.

[via inhabitat via Neatorama]

‘We Are Unlike You’ is a Not Your Typical Modeling Agency

Blonde hair, blue eyes, pearly white teeth, and a winning smile. That’s a description of your typical model. Crooked eyes, gapped teeth, tattooed face, and a gummy smile. That’s a description of some models from the Ugly Model Agency.

And then there’s the people who are somewhere in between, and you can find them from the We Are Unlike You model agency.

We Are Unlike You Model AgencyThe agency is based in Berlin and distinguishes itself from other agencies in the sense that they recruit non-traditional models from various niches, including burlesque, cabaret, and stand-up comedy. It’s an agency where models stand out because of their individuality and uniqueness.

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As you can see, they’re definitely unlike the norm and definitely don’t fit the description of your typical model.

We are unlike other model agencies. We don’t just offer tremendous looking individuals, but real characters who don’t just look the part, they feel and act it too. Because it’s simply who they are.

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Think you have what it takes to be one of them?

[via Violet Blue via Laughing Squid]

Wearable Drinking Glasses: With This Ring, I Thee Drink

The next time you hold a high class party that’s all posh and sophisticated, break out this wearable drinking glasses and kick things up a notch. They are like ring pops, but for adults. And they hold alcohol, not candy.
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These are from designer Merve Kahraman, who has developed a whole selection of these wearable mini drinking glasses, called the “Seduction Series.” When regular glasses are not fancy enough, these ring glasses will make things even more special.

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Plus, it would be fun to see everyone with their nose up in the air spilling drinks all over themselves trying to use these. Not so high and mighty now are you?

[via TAXI via Foodbeast]

Zelda Triforce Rings: Hyrule Jewelry (Hyrulery?)

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take these Legend of Zelda triforce rings from Etsy seller Peregrine Studios. These stainless steel triforce rings of wisdom, courage or power are perfect for fans of the classic RPG series.
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So if you ever need to level up your abilities, just slip one on and go on with your journey. Rescue your princess and watch the end credits roll. Then live happily ever after. These rings are just $39.99(USD) and they take 2 to 4 weeks to create. So gather up your Rupees and head on over to Etsy to order yours now.

[via it8bit]