Grossest Cupcake Ever: Topped with a Maggot, Filled with Creamy Pus

These cupcakes are just plain nasty. But that’s what makes them so perfect for Halloween.

They were baked and decorated by Twisted Fondant, who aptly named them the “Mango Fly Larvae Cupcakes.” Or you could just call them the maggot cupcakes, for short.

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The cupcakes look pretty plain, with just a seemingly innocent white dot at the center. But you’ll know something’s up once they hand you a pair of gloves and tweezers along with the cupcake.

There’s nothing else to do but use the tweezers to pull the white (and thankfully, not wriggling) maggot out from the center. Then, as doctors do in actual cases, you’re supposed to squeeze the pus out of the hole.

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Of course, you are then expected to eat the entire thing as if these are the type of cupcakes you see and eat every day.

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These were made for the Eat Your Heart Out pop-up cake shop, which will be popping up in London later this year.

[via Neatorama via That’s Nerdalicious]

First Date Cutlery: So You Can Focus on Your Date, Not Your Food

I’m sure you’ve gone on first dates before. And I’m sure you’ve learned the hard way that first dates usually go worse the more you like the person you’re with. Most dates involve eating a meal – and where there’s food, there’s bound to be accidents – usually the messy kind.

With this in mind, Cristina Guardiola redesigned your typical utensils to come up with First Date Cutlery that’s guaranteed to get you through that first date without using the wrong knife or using the dessert spoon for your soup.

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Cristina explains that the set adheres “directly to appropriate advice in Debrett’s Etiquette, enhancing the prospect of correct use and diminishing that of an unfortunate faux-pas.” So with etiquette worries out of the way, you should be safe, right?

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The soup spoon encourages you to drink from the proper side of the spoon, thus reducing messy spills, while the knife and fork are magnetic, which allows you to place them neatly on the plate so you can take breaks to chat with your date.

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The dessert spoon that comes with the set offers up a little reward too, as it was apparently “made for two people sharing one dish.” Well, I honestly think that’s moving a little too fast for comfort, but hey, I’m not one to judge.

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[via Core77 via FoodBeast]

 

Study Says Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer… Sorta.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, bacon is proof God loves us. Crispity, crunchity bacon is easily my favorite food. The problem is a lot of people want you to believe bacon is bad for you. We can thank science for a new study that bacon lovers around the world can now use as proof that salty cured meats are good for you.

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The study was conducted by researchers at ETH Zürich and revealed that niacin, also known as vitamin B3, can help you live longer. Bacon has a good amount of niacin therefore making it the perfect food for prolonging your life. The study also says the disgusting European food Marmite is a good source of vitamin B3 as are sun-dried tomatoes and peanuts.

I wonder if a bacon and marmite sandwich will automatically reverse aging? During the study the researchers fed roundworms foods high in niacin and discovered the worms that ate high concentrations of niacin lived 1/10 longer than other roundworms that weren’t fed vitamin B3. Here’s the best sentence of the entire study, Prof Michael Ristow said , “Niacin tricks the body into believing that it is exercising – even when this is not the case.” Clearly, he is saying that if you eat enough bacon, you don’t need exercise, right?

Of course, there are many healthier ways to get your niacin than from bacon, but I can dream, can’t I?

[via Geekosystem]

Harry Potter Cookie Has Something from Hogwarts Inside

Move over, fortune cookies. These sweet Harry Potter treats have a little bit of magic inside each and every one of them. They were baked by Tina of Sugar Bean Bakers for a friend’s birthday.

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They’re essentially sugar cookies that are topped with heavenly marshmallow fondant. The outside can be decorated any way you choose to, but the real surprise is on the inside, as there’s an “official” Hogwarts acceptance letter inserted into each one.

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These cookies would be perfect treats for Harry Potter-themed parties or when the celebrant happens to be a huge Potter fan. You can easily modify the recipe, which can be found here, for your own needs. Like treasure chest cookies with pieces of a map inside, for example. The sky’s the limit!

[via Food Beast]

Monster Truck Ice Cream Truck: I’ll Take One Giant Bomb-Pop, Please!

Ice cream trucks are awesome. Any van or truck that comes into your neighborhood and delivers treats is okay with me. You know what is even better? An ice cream truck that can crawl over other cars to get to you.

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When this beast comes to your neighborhood, you and your kids will need a ladder just to grab your ice cream and pay the guy. This huge truck is was used in a Škoda car commercial and they claim that it is the world’s biggest ice cream van. It was built to mark the launch of the souped-up new Octavia vRS.

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This 5.5-ton vehicle comes with five-foot-tall monster truck wheels and four mega speakers. If you are in the UK you can actually see it in person since it will be touring the UK to hand out free ice cream treats to kids. Too bad we don’t have one delivering Good Humor bars in the U.S.

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[via Car Buzz]

This Pizza Has a Crunchy, Ramen-tastic Crust

Pizza with pasta toppings. Pizza infused with lasagna in the middle. Pizza with burgers baked into the crust. Those are just some of the interesting pizza creations people all over the world have come up with.

Another one to add to the list is the Ramen Crust Pizza.

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As its name suggests, this delicious pie was made with a crispy ramen crust. That’s right, you won’t find any dough here. The pizza was thought up by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt. The recipe is surprisingly simple and easy to follow: cook instant noodles, simmer the cooked noodles in hot olive oil, add toppings, and bake. Sounds delicious.

You can find the recipe here, in case you’re interested in making your own Ramen Pizza for dinner. Or if you’d rather not go through the trouble, it’s only a matter of time before Pizza Hut starts making these, I’m sure.

[via Incredible Things]

Smell Like Breakfast: Toast Perfume

Nothing smells more inviting in the morning than toast. If you want to conjure up images of hot toast and warm fuzzy feelings associated with a full stomach in the morning whenever someone comes close, then you might want to grab a bottle of the Federation of Bakers’ Eau de Toast.

It’s a toast-scented perfume that’ll give you the delicious scent of perfectly-toasted bread with every spritz.

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Models at the London Fashion Week will be wearing the scent during the event. You’d have to wonder, though, if what they’ll be wearing has anything to do with breakfast or food, because that’s probably what everyone at the show will be thinking of once they get a whiff of this.

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If you’re over 18 years old and live in the UK, Isle of Man, or Channel Islands, then you might have been able to score a free sample of the stuff before they ran out. For the rest of us who don’t live there, then we can only imagine the smell of this new scent. Obviously it’s pretty easy to imagine.

[News.Com.Au via New York Post via Incredible Things]

Wood for Sheep: The Settlers of Catan Cookbook

So you’re engrossed in a game of Settlers of Catan and don’t want to leave the game board to grab something to eat. What will you do? You could call for a delivery order, or you could eat something much more appropriate, courtesy of the geektastic cuisine of Chris-Rachael Oseland.

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Her new book, Wood for Sheep offers tasty recipes for Settlers from all walks of life.

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The book includes over 100 recipes designed for hexagonal service, including many for vegetarians, vegans, gluten free diets, lactose intolerants, and low-carb eaters. Inside, you’ll find full meals and snacks for hungry board gamers.

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The book offers two main sections – one focused on edible, configurable food maps, the second one focused on recipes with sheep and grain as well as clever uses of wood, brick and ore.

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The book is available now over on Amazon for about $13 (USD) – a savings of about 34% off the retail price of $20. That money will give you enough to pick up some hexagonal dishes to go with.

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I don’t know about you, but food just looks so much better crammed into hexagons.

Indiana Jones Monkey Brain Cake: Bakers of the Lost Ark

I remember being a kid and watching Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom. It was a great movie for kids, but one part that always grossed me out was the chilled monkey brains that were served in the palace. Gross.

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Well, if you enjoyed that scene from the classic Indiana Jones movie, you can relive it with your own chilled monkey brains cake. Yes, you can make this and creep everyone out. This twisted cake comes from Instructable user BubbleandSweet.

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You can bet it will taste better than the real thing. It looks just like the monkey from the movie. It even has the white hair just like in the movie. It looks delicious, but gross.

[via Neatorama]

Project Subway: Fast Food Fashion

Whoever said fashion and couture must be made from expensive and exotic textiles obviously haven’t laid their eyes on Subway’s newest creative marketing strategy: Project Subway. It spoofs the fashion designer reality TV show, Project Runway, and tasked contestants to come up with the best and most creative fashion designs using Subway sandwich wrappers, napkins and other packaging as their materials.

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Four designers competed, and designer Danilo Gabrielli emerged victorious. It reportedly took Danilo 14 hours, spread over two weeks, to create the two Subway couture dresses that he submitted for the competition.

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The campaign was launched by Subway in an attempt to encourage people to try one of their sandwiches during their September “SUBtember” footlong promotion. The cool part? Project Subway was actually a part of New York Fashion Week.

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[BuzzFeed via That’s Nerdalicious via Bit Rebels]