Thai Technique Back Massager

Have you ever visited a massage parlor and decided on a couple of hours’ worth of massage, Thai style? If you have answered in the affirmative, you would know that Thai massage would involve a whole lot of flexibility in your body (as well as the masseur’s), where knees and elbows are all part of the massaging process. If you are not single and have a mate who loves to massage you and has the technical know how of doing so, so much the better, but for all the singles out there who want a nice massage after a particularly long and difficult day at the office, you can chill out in your own home with the $169.95 Thai Technique Back Massager.

The Thai Technique Back Massager will be able to offer the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage, where a couple of 4″-long x 2″-wide massaging “feet” will travel up and down either side of the back. These massaging “feet” will come in a convex shape, where they will simulate the balls of a therapist’s feet as they roll and knead tense, sore muscles. The massager is capable of targeting the upper, lower, or entire back, and the “feet” even come with built-in heating elements, while the seat itself has a three-speed vibrating motor which can be used with or without back massage, and all of these are controlled from a tethered remote. If you feel that you require additional cushioning, a padded flap is there to make your back massage experience a whole lot more comfortable.
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Golf Cart Hovercraft

Golf is not a cheap hobby or sport, at least relatively speaking. First of all, there is the issue of membership fees at a golf club of your choice, and obviously the more exclusive it is, the more expensive it will be! When it comes to equipment and the choice of clothing, golf too, would edge out other sports like say, chess, table tennis, swimming, and even running, and with that, the cost would also be a whole lot more for golf. I guess if you really want to be extravagant about the sport (while getting the approval from your other half along the way, of course), then you would not mind forking out the dough for this $58,000 Golf Cart Hovercraft.

Yes sir, you read that right. The Golf Cart Hovercraft is one golf cart that you would most probably not see anywhere else, as it glide over sand traps and water hazards without batting an eyelid, doing so on a cushion of air – and it will also traverse just as easily over fairways and the rough. What powers the Golf Cart Hovercraft would be a 65-hp twin-cylinder Hirth engine, with a nine-blade axial-flow ducted fan that propels the craft to speeds of up to 45 mph and 9″ off the ground, ensuring that the greens (and other small animals) will not be harmed. Heck, this is good enough to cross a pond or stream, too.
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Slow Playback Answering Machine Telephone

Living life in the fast lane is more often than not what most of us envision these days. After all, we were brought up with the kind of thinking that things need to get done fast and in an accurate manner, leaving no room for mistakes and the weak to thrive. Having said that, whenever we get older, life does indeed slow down – a whole lot more for some than others. The pace of technology might continue at a breakneck speed, but some of us prefer a slower paced life, and I guess this is where the $169.95 Slow Playback Answering Machine Telephone comes in handy.

The Slow Playback Answering Machine Telephone happens to be a regular telephone but with its fair share of features – it boasts of an integrated answering machine that will play back messages slowly so that the listener can catch every single word spoken. All calls as well as messages will remain loud and clear, courtesy of the telephone’s powerful amplifier which will be able to increase the call and message volume up to 50 dB, while adjusting the tone for optimal clarity. Whenever you press the Slow button, it will decrease the speed of messages by up to 50%, and there are also bright visual ring lights on the base and handset to inform you of incoming calls, a talking caller ID and call-waiting functions. Sounds like something your grandparents might like to have, no?
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Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

Are you a dog lover, so much so that you see your four legged friends as more than just pets, but prefer to call them ‘furkids’ instead? I am quite sure that those who are of the Cesar Millan school of thought would know that you should always maintain your position as the pack leader, and it would make training your pooch a whole lot easier after that. In order to make training sessions a whole lot more fun, how about getting a gizmo to help you out? Hammacher and their $99.95 Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer would seem to be a decent addition to your house, where this training aid dispenses treats with but a push of a button from a range of up to 25′ away.

The Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer would comprise of a wireless keychain remote control as well as a wall-mounted or freestanding dispenser, where the hopper would have to be filled with dry kibble or treats beforehand. Taking full advantage of the conditioning techniques that Ivan Pavlov discovered a long time ago where salivating canines are concerned, you now can give your dog a treat from a distance to reinforce good behavior. The dispenser itself can be set to emit a tone before releasing a treat, which would double up as a clicker training of sorts. The entire shebang requires a couple of AA batteries and one 3V lithium battery to function, although you can opt to plug it into an AC outlet, too.
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The Athletes’ Village Fire Pit Globe

I am quite sure that many of us have heard of the Olympics before, and most of us would have had watched the opening and closing ceremonies on via a TV broadcast before, while a smaller number among us are blessed enough to be able to attend the opening and closing ceremonies in person. As for the Winter Olympics, that is a lesser known event with a smaller number of following for obvious reasons – not all countries experience winter. Well, for those who still have fond memories of the fire pit which was on show at the Athletes’ Village during the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics will be pleased to hear that a hand-crafted replica in the form of the $1,700 Athletes’ Village Fire Pit Globe is now available.

Sporting a unique globe-shaped design, it comes with cutouts in the shapes of the different continents, where it will evoke the international spirit of the Games while doubling up as a warm gathering place whenever your family and friends meet. The Athletes’ Village Fire Pit Globe has been individually crafted by Rick Wittrig, who happens to be a functional steel artist who picked up welding and blacksmithing techniques as he grew up in a Mennonite community. The fire pit itself has been forged from the pits of Mount Doom – nay, I’m kidding, but rather, from heavy-gauge 1/4″-thick carbon steel.
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Fishbots require less maintenance than the real thing

You know that famous aquarium screensaver that we have come to know and love, especially for all of you Windows users? Well, it seems that there is the quantum leap that you can take when it comes to fake fish swimming around. Instead of having them appear on your LCD monitor in an aquarium that does not require any kind of cleaning or maintenance, how about getting the $49.95 Illuminated Fish Bots to help spruce up your home? This pair of illuminated robotic fish will be able to offer the kind of ambient light in a pool as they go about their business of swimming autonomously.

Not only that, this pair will reproduce the exotic characteristics of lionfish, boasting flexible, elongated dorsal and pectoral fin rays as well as contrasting purple, blue, and orange color bands. It is the ideal tool to deliver a whimsical diversion at nighttime pool parties, as blue LEDs which have been housed in the bulbous eyes and fins will deliver the kind of illumination required as each of them goes about their business, swimming just below the water’s surface alongside a reciprocating tail fin. They will need three AA batteries apiece to work, otherwise they would just sink to the bottom of the pool. Best of all is, there is no muck, slime or poo for you to clean up after them.
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Land Sailor is an oxymoron of sorts

Most of us would think that anything with a sail belongs on a body of water, such as a lake, river, and where it is most at home, at sea. Of course, if you were to stretch your imagination a little bit more, the world of science fiction has seen some pretty weird spaceship designs, like Count Dooku’s solar sailer that we saw at the end of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. How about a vehicle that has a sail, and yet runs around on land? This is what the $899.95 Land Sailor is all about, being a three-wheeled craft which will harness the wind’s power for speeds of up to 25 mph.

With the Land Sailor, rank amateurs are able to sail effortlessly on land, as long as those areas are open, flat surfaces, and one does not even need any prior sailing experience to get going. You might think that setting up the Land Sailor is a chore, but it can be easily broken down into a quartet of 4′ long bags which will then fit into a car’s trunk easily, and hence, assembling it is just as quick and painless. The 35 1/2′ sq. sail is made of Dacron, which is the very same material that is used by nautical vessels, where it will need to slip over the mast, being attached to the boom for a speedy set up. A trio of corrosion-resistant wheels alongside nylon rims and stainless steel bearings would allow your feet to steer the craft by guiding the 12″ front wheel, so that your hands will be able to manage the sail and operate the hand brake.
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Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

As we age, our bodies do not get any better from a certain point onwards. Some of us start to “break down” earlier than the others, but regardless, no one has yet managed to find the secret to living forever, even the fictional characters like Mr. Weyland of Prometheus fame still failed to do so despite being the first trillionaire in the world. Having said that, wobbly hands and knees, pains and aches all over the place, as well as failing eyesight are all common symptoms of getting old, so if you are an avid reader of traditional reading material, you might want to consider getting the $59.95 Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier.

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier comes across as a tabletop magnifier with an added touch of class – it will illuminate an entire page without having to being tethered to a power cord. Boasting an extra large 7.5″ x 10″ lens that delivers up to 3X magnification of a full page of a magazine or book at once without having to reposition the magnifier, it works great since you would not lose your train of thought or reading pleasure along the way. A dozen bright LEDs would help reduce the amount of potential eyestrain, making this ideal as well for close work such as crocheting, writing, and coin-inspecting. A trio of AA batteries are required to power this puppy.
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Easy To Use Powered Nail Clipper

It seems that we are all into automatic stuff these days – anything that ain’t automatic just is not going to cut the mustard. After all, they did say that if you want to prevent anyone from stealing your car, just buy stick – as car thieves these days are unable to drive stick, so they will most probably settle for an automatic car. Well, surely you have grown up all along, using a manual nail clipper to ensure those nails remain nice and short, right? Fast forward to the 21st century, and the power of electricity would help you shorten those claws in the form of the $39.95 Easy To Use Powered Nail Clipper.

The Easy To Use Powered Nail Clipper is pretty much self explanatory, and if it was not, then it certainly does not deserve the “easy to use” tag. Powered by a couple of AA batteries, it is ideal for those who happen to have limited manual dexterity. It has a 0.5″-long x 1/16″-wide alloy bit which will spin at 500-rpm, allowing it to use its precisely beveled blades to safely and gently trim nails each time you gently nudge your fingernail against the bit, and all of this is done without having to squeeze the fingers one bit, neither do you need to bend your wrist or risk cutting the cuticle. Easy as pie, no?
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Serenading Pool Gondolier

Ever been to Venice, the city that is full of canals? If you haven’t and reside in the US, having found it too difficult to save up enough cash to make that flight across the pond to Europe, how about indulging in a little domestic tourism and go local by dropping by into the Sin City, that is, Las Vegas? those who have been there would definitely have visited the fanciful hotels such as the Venetian, where there are gondolas plying the fake waterways all over the place.

Well, even after this particular suggestion you do not have the financial resources to make it to Vegas even on the cheapest flights and staying in the most affordable hotels or inns, how about settling for the most affordable option of all – with the $49.99 Serenading Pool Gondolier? This is one gondolier who happens to sing a trio of classic Italian melodies all the while he meanders around a pool. Standing at just 6″ tall, this tenor will be able to transport listeners to Venice’s magical canals while he renders near perfect performances of La dona è mobile, ‘O sole mio, and Funiculì, funicular. Just make sure that there is a quartet of AA batteries available at all times to keep it running.
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