Justice Cap Makes Your Face Invisible to Cameras: Vampire Hat

If you have a thing about people taking your picture – whether it’s discretely or with your knowledge – then you might want to get one of these Justice Caps.

Justice CapThey look like your average ball cap, except for the fact that they’ve got a strip of high-powered LEDs on the visor. And it’s this strip of LEDs that makes all the difference, as they virtually black out your face from digital cameras and facial recognition systems. They work best in low-level lighting environments, such as when you’re in a club or outdoors when it’s dark out. That said, they won’t do much for you in broad daylight, although they may still conceal part of your face. 

The Justice Cap is available online for $14.99(USD).

[via Red Ferret]

Half-Life 2 Headcrab Hat: Hair & Mind Control

ThinkGeek is now selling an officially licensed plush Headcrab Hat. It sits on top of your head and doesn’t cover your face. Because that would just be silly.

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The hat has an adjustable baseball cap-style closure at the back and is made of polyester. We think.

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Prepare a crowbar and a torch and head to ThinkGeek to order the hat. It costs $30 (USD) and possibly your free will.

[via Gamefreaks]

Breaking Bad Heisenberg Hat: Perfect If You’re Breaking Bald

So you have a plan for a lucrative drug empire. You have the chemistry skills, you have the plan, now all you need is a kick-ass hat for your head. The Breaking Bad Heisenberg hat is the only one that will do.
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It is a stylish pork pie that is an officially-licensed version from the show. It especially works if you are bald and have a goatee. Don’t forget the sunglasses either.

A limited number of these hats was sold at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con, but it looks the official Heisenberg hat will be showing up in limited quantities this week at Goorin Bros. retail shops for $195(USD) each.

[via This Is Why I’m Broke]

Ewok Hat: Yub Nub for Your Noggin

These days, most of us think of the Ewoks as cute and endearing little fellows, but I remember when Return of the Jedi came out, there was an uproar over the addition of these furry creatures to the Star Wars universe. In fact, I’ve long held the theory that George Lucas introduced Jar-Jar Binks so we would forget all about the Ewoks.

But if you’re on Team Ewok, here’s something you might want to buy to show your support.

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This Ewok hat was created by textile artist Mary Gauvin, and is perfect for camouflaging your Jedi younglings when they first land on Endor to help destroy any newly-erected Imperial shield generators. As a bonus, it’ll also keep their heads warm on Hoth. It’s also the perfect gift  if you’re best friends with Warwick Davis.

Hop on your speeder bike and fly through the forest to Etsy if you want one.

Toaster Hat Keeps Your Head Toasty

…and the fact that it looks like a cowboy hat makes it perfect for cooking up some Texas Toast. It’s perfect for cowboys with a need for toast on the range.

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DeviantArtist Fox-Blue had this a toaster just laying around (and a dream to be a toast-eating cowboy) so he made this toaster hat. I would call it a breakfast stetson.

In fact, why can’t butlers and waitpeople wear these? It would be nice for the toast to pop out as soon as they reach your table. Here’s your toast, sir. Will there be anything else? I think he’s on to something here.

[via Neatorama]

Lion Hat Turns Your Pet Cat into a Pet Lion

Some cats are small but terrible – in a good way of course. Like they say, the best surprises come in the smallest of packages, and cats fit this description to a tee: they might not be the biggest pet in your home or the biggest creature in the world, but they’ve got personalities as big as can be and they’re often not afraid to show it.

This is why the Lion Hat is so appropriate and fitting for your feline companion.

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It’s basically a miniature mane that’ll transform your cat into a miniature lion. It’s probably already the king (or queen) of your home as speak, so why not make it official and crown it with a fiery mane of glory?

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Of course, it’s not limited to feline use, as the Lion Hat fits most average-sized cats and dogs. So if you want, you can also dress your canine pals up to be the king of their own domains. The hat is made from synthetic fur, while the ears are crafted from plush felt.

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It’s as adorable as pet hats and costumes can get, and it’s available online for $38(USD) at Nesta’s Nest on Etsy.

[via Incredible Things]

Magikarp Crochet Hat: The World’s Most Useless Headgear

Wanna know what it’s like to wear a butt of jokes on your head? Here you go. This crocheted hat featuring the most useless piece of carp in the Pokémon franchise was made by Etsy seller Savannah Mitchell aka corlista.

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The hat measures 20″ and does not even know Splash. But wear it enough times and one day you could have a dragon on your head. I don’t know if that’s a better look though.

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Corlista made the hat in the pictures expressly for one customer, but I’m sure if you contact her she could be persuaded to spawn more. That would make her the first successful Magikarp salesperson.

[via Albotas via Fashionably Geeky]

Bell Rogue Helmet: Ride Like a Stormtrooper

When you’re riding a motorcycle, you need protection. Personally, after having a couple of minor accidents, I can appreciate the idea of a full-face helmet, especially if you like to ride fast. The Bell Rogue Helmet helps protect your face from bugs and wind while looking totally badass.

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The Bell Rogue Helmet is made out of a lightweight composite shell. It’s got an adjustable muzzle, which can clip on an off thanks to a secure magnetic connection. There are integrated speaker pockets, and a comfortable interior lining that can be removed for washing. It’s a good option for people who don’t like full-face helmets.

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It’s available in matte gunmetal, army green, black, or in a shiny gloss black. It sells for $249.95(USD) and will be available soon.

[via The Awesomer]

Robot Hat Turns Babies into Benders

Bender is a complete wise-ass. So are many toddlers – they just don’t realize it yet. At least if you see a little kid wearing this hat, you’ll know they could be trouble.

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These robot hats are made by Michelle “Chell” Black, and are crocheted with the potty-mouthed robot’s trademark antenna and googley eyeballs. They’re available in multiple sizes, so whether your kid has a tiny noggin or a huge one, she’s got you covered.

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It’s available over on Etsy for $25(USD). Shiny metal ass sold separately.


The Ultimate Medieval Beer Helmet Holds Two Flagons of Mead

There’s nothing more obnoxious than one of those guys with a pair of camouflage party pants and a hat that you can sip beer out of. But leave it to the geeks of the world to make drinking beer from a helmet just a little cooler.

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Instructables contributor DucttapeNinja decided that the tacky sportsfan beer helmet needed a proper LARP-ing, and created this beer-sipping helmet thats’ based on Gimli’s helmet from the Lord of the Rings movies.

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I can honestly say this is the first time I’ve seen armor that provides both head protection and ready access to alcohol – which is always a good thing to have around should you find yourself on the losing end of an axe fight.

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DucttapeNinja thinks his helmet design could easily be applied to any helmet you’d like, so you could go for anything from a Beerba Fett, to a Sh*tfaced Spartan to a Daft Drunk with the proper helmet, and DtN’s Instructables beer helmet tutorial in hand.

[via DressedLikeMachines via Design You Trust]