For the past few years, the government’s been relentless about making the American people respect the importance of cybersecurity. Obama’s given speeches, written newspaper columns, and issued executive orders to drive that point home. This is serious business! So why are the Army’s own instructional videos so silly?
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These people need another hole in the head like the need another, um, hole in the head. This adorable CGI short follows the denizens of a mouthless metropolis as they discover all of the awesome things that spectacular orifice is good for. Yes, even that.
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When iOS 7 launched, Conan showed us all how to go about installing it
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Google Maps? Pfff. Nokia HERE? Get outta here. There’s an alternative to all those navigation systems you use: it’s made from 100 percent sustainable material, it’s easy to share, it’ll never break, you can fit it in your pocket, and it’s completely private.
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Just in case the opening theme song from 2006’s Gift: Eternal Rainbow wasn’t saccharine enough on its own, someone went ahead and created this seizure-inducing music video for it, replete with a dancing granny, infinite cookies, and a giant MacOS pointer. Because it’s Japan, why the hell not.
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When they said "sleep with the fishes," I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean it in the biblical sense.
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Ikea furniture names are often full of umlauts and improbable double consonants. I’ve been told that the names are Swedish—and I have no choice but to believe this, because I don’t speak Swedish. Come to think of it, they sort of resemble the names of another fantastical Scandinavian export: Death Metal.
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Congratulations everyone, your rampant consumerism has finally broken the Internet. Now where will I get insider beauty tips that my doctor doesn’t want me to know about and CHEEP V1AGR4!!!!!1?
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Even though our Internet speed is light years faster than what it was before YouTube, it still seems like videos don’t load as fast as they should. Even on YouTube or Vimeo or Netflix or any streaming video website worth a damn, you run into hang ups and a stubbornly stuck progress bar for no apparent reason. Less satiable websites trap you in buffering purgatory. WHY? It doesn’t make sense! The only reasonable explanation is that the lemmings behind a website who drag the progress bar have mechanical failures every single time a video loads. It’s the only thing that makes sense. [Vincent Broquaire via Laughing Squid]
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