The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: When We Were a Clock

You’re going to want to cover your ears before watching this transcendental short film because it’s going to blow your mind and that shit’s messy. Created by Sashka Ace0fredspades Tanana, "When We Were Clocks" examines how a clever minute hand, once slave to its hourly superior, wrested control of time, reality, and fate itself. Simply phenomenal.

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Irish Comedians Did the Justin Timberlake Hashtag Skit One Year Ago

Hashtag users of the world who saw the Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon skit that poked fun of our overuse of hashtags and yet are still hashtagging characters into the void: there’s an even funnier dig on our language’s growing reliance on hashtags and it was made nearly a year ago.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Otto l’Automate

Tomatoes are an opiate for the masses. And who’s to say that isn’t a soylent tomato canning plant? The cyber-proletariat will remain ironically indentured to their own class of robot overlords.

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Jimmy Kimmel Found the Perfect Cure for iOS 7 Motion Sickness

iOS 7 is allegedly making some people sick to the point of puking. But Jimmy Kimmel has come to the rescue with the perfect cure: stop looking at your phone all the damn time.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: 義足のMoses

An adorable little ghost girl playing with an enchanted pair of tap shoes, what’s not to love? This delightful animated short is set to "Moses Supposes" from 1952’s hit musical Singing In the Rain. Check out the original, starring Gene Kelly and Donald O’Conor, below.

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How to Help a Friend Choose a Computer

How to Help a Friend Choose a ComputerBuying a new computer can be a stressful experience if you’re not constantly reading tech blogs. But when it comes to advising friends on what t0 get it, things aren’t always straightforward.

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TWTIT: If I Had a Heart (NSFW)

This grisly tale of violent revenge pits the champion of South Korea’s underground fighting circuit against the mob bosses that disfigured and left him for dead.

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Easily Turn Your iPhone 5 Into GTA V’s iFruit

Easily Turn Your iPhone 5 Into GTA V's iFruit

Grand Theft Auto has long been known for parodying everything from vehicles, to advertising, to pop culture, to even the technology that dominates the time. So it’s not surprising to see one of the characters in the recently released GTA V using an iPhone parody called the iFruit. And now you can actually get your hands on one—kind of.

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Don’t Worry, It’s Not Just You Who Highlights Text For Fun

Don't Worry, It's Not Just You Who Highlights Text For Fun

In fact everybody’s at it. And, as Randall Munroe points out in today’s XKCD, we all know that it’s more fun when it looks pretty, too.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Attention (NSFW)

Follow this one woman wrecking crew as she sticks it to The Man—or any man, really—with extreme predjudice.

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