This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Everything Is Samuel L. Jackson’s Fault

This Week's Top Comedy Video: Everything Is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault

Other than being beautiful (not that Samuel L. is beautiful) and rich and powerful, being a celebrity must be really crappy. Can you imagine all the strangers rushing up to you? Can you imagine all the weird demands that ‘fans’ have? Can you imagine all the delusional people blaming you for doing your job? Samuel L. Jackson can.

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Louis C.K.’s Daughters Can’t Have Cell Phones Because of Sadness

Louis C.K.'s Daughters Can't Have Cell Phones Because of Sadness

Louis C.K.’s daughters won’t be getting cell phones anytime soon, because the famous dad/funnyman explains as only he can, phones take away his kids’ ability to just feel sadness.

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Louis C.K.’s Daughters Can’t Have Smartphones Because of Sadness

Louis C.K.’s daughters won’t be getting cell phones anytime soon, because the famous dad/funnyman explains as only he can, phones take away his kids’ ability to just feel sadness.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Kind of Blue

Last December, the Modern Art Museum of Ft. Worth, TX unveiled Jenny Holzer’s latest unnamed public art piece, an evolution of her continuing motif of "truisms"—such as Money Creates Taste or Lack of Charisma Can Be Fatal—on printed media.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Trip

While you can’t find religion in a whiskey bottle, you just might find peace in a cup of Ayahuasca.

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Conan Shows Us What It’s Like to Update the iPhone to iOS 7

Conan Shows Us What It's Like to Update the iPhone to iOS 7

So if you didn’t hear, iOS 7 came out earlier today. But of course you heard. For a while, it seemed like everybody with an iPhone was focused on one thing: updating their phone and staring at a progress bar that inched ever so slowly (if it didn’t give you an error, that is) towards iOS 7 Valhalla. It didn’t matter what the hell was going on around us, it didn’t matter if babies were crying or if lives were at stake or if the world was ending—we just wanted to get to iOS 7. Conan’s bit right here explains people’s obsession with iOS 7 perfectly (and hilariously).

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I Can’t Stop Laughing at These Dubbed Stock Videos

The Getty stock video used by producers to fill your screen with topical imagery is impossibly weird on its own. Seeing anything without sound is spooky and off-putting. But I’m laughing like I’m high as a kite at this compilation of stock videos that has been dubbed with sound. I can’t be the only one who thinks this is hilarious.

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TWTIT: Mick Humphries Can Teach You to Drive

Make all the Bob the Builder jokes you want, I have never wanted to learn to handle an excavator as much as I do at this very moment.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Lick (NSFW)

Just for the record, I’m pretty sure your eye isn’t supposed to make that sound when you touch it.

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‘My Little Brony’ Dolls: Friendship is Manly

For some reason, My Little Pony reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls. It’s probably because of their usage of bright colors or the fact that their larger-than-life fanbase includes unusual members, most notably grown-up men who probably aren’t who the shows’ producers were targeting.

My Little BronyBut there they are and here we all are. Male fans of My Little Pony are so great in number that they’ve come to be collectively known as bronies. You know, bros who love ponies.

Never being one to let something slip past them, College Humor picked up on this to come up with a new range of fictitious but oh-so-amusing line of dolls, aptly called My Little Brony. They even put together a commercial featuring the fake dolls, just for the heck of it…

LOLs aside, what do you think?

[via Jezebel via Incredible Things]