What the Strange Slot in Your Old Car’s Dashboard Is Really For

What the Strange Slot in Your Old Car's Dashboard Is Really For

Someone was did an amazing job of predicting the future when they put that strange slot in the center of your dash. Spooky. [Reddit]

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Generic Birthday Party: Happy Blandday to You

Brands, brands everywhere! If you’re tired of seeing brands and logos plastered on everything these days, then why not go generic? Chris did and he did it in the most unusual way possible when he threw a generic birthday party for his wife.

Generic Party5 Staying true to his 100%-generic theme, Chris put up some boring decorations and balloons and set up some generic games, most of which were done up without color. Now, generic isn’t synonymous with colorless, but I guess Chris just wanted to make everything as basic as possible.

Chris explains: “My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, ‘So just a generic party?’ This is the result.”

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Even the gift is wrapped in generic paper, although I’m pretty sure Chris didn’t go with a completely generic gift on the inside because I’m not sure his wife would be too happy about that.

[via Pleated Jeans via Neatorama]

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: above

When was the last time you spent your afternoon in a field watching the clouds pass? Your answer is about to be, "why just now, thank you" after viewing Suishu Ikeda’s mesmerizing time-lapses of Japan’s summer skies.

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This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Sperm Bank

It’s probably a thankless job working a sperm bank since no matter how professional you keep things and no matter how numb your are to creeps and no matter how much paperwork you file and no matter how much pornography you offer, you’ll still run into awkward situations. It’s like a ruder version of working at the DMV where the people who work at the DMV are your customers.

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Procatinator: The Furry Feline Backbone of the Internet

What do you do when you procrastinate? Look at cat pictures and GIFs on the web? Really? Why, me too!

It seems like a lot of us do nothing but scour the internet for the latest feline-related funnies, so it isn’t really surprising that something like Procatinator actually exists.

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It’s a hilarious website that partners up a random animated kitty with an appropriate song from YouTube. Consider it a soundtrack of sorts for the cat that’s being featured in the GIF.

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The site was started back in 2011, so it’s definitely been there for a while now, serving up laughs and hours of mindless fun to people who constantly put off important stuff like work for later. I mean, why do it now when you can do it later?

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Spoken like a true procrastinator.

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Procatinator was created by Ernesto González Aroca and Claudia Mussett.

[via Laughing Squid]

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Palette of the Ocean

This must be what Jacques Cousteau’s dreams looked like.

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This Parody Video Shows How Apple Will Announce the Next iPhone

You already know what’s going to happen. Tim Cook will get on stage next week, Jony Ive will wax poetic about chamfered edges, Phil Schiller will be his jolly self and a new iPhone will be announced to the world. It’ll look a lot like the iPhone we already know but Apple will find some way to make it seem as if it’ll change everything. The video puts it best, "to create the new iPhone, we started with a design we really loved and then… stopped."

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If Disney’s Princesses Texted

People are naturally fascinated with royalty. Case in point? All the attention Prince William and Kate got when they had a baby. This fascination extends beyond reality, as artwork and spoofs are often created with Disney’s Princesses as their muses.

Another one of these is this series by Tumblr user Missmaceymouse.

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Here, she imagines the princesses having an iPhone and the messages that they would send to their friends and significant others. Ariel is still looking for more thingamabobs, Cinderella can’t seem to stop losing her shoes, Aurora is still a big sleepyhead, and Mulan is still, well, Mulan.

Check out the gallery below for the full series.

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[via Buzzfeed via Incredible Things]

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Spiderman

Of course Spiderman has a giant Shogun warrior robot with which to battle over-sized lizard monsters, this is Japan after all.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Endtrip (NSFW)

This is what you see just before you die.

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