How to Make the Worst YouTube Video in the World

Have you noticed this trend in YouTube? You watch a video on YouTube. Maybe it’s a minute, maybe it’s two. Maybe you laughed, maybe you didn’t. But then there are 5 minutes of additional post-video video that tells you to either subscribe to their other channel, add them on Facebook, tweet out a shoutout, click on their next video, see what they’re up to, shill for a sponsor and maybe even do all of the above.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Your Man

Remember kids, next time giant robot mimes invade Dublin, you only need to distract them until reinforcements can ship a contingent of giant laser cats down river. Everything will be fine.

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The Perfect Parody Video to Every Life Hacking Video Ever

For every awesome life hack and tip you see on the Internet, there are thousands more that seem so complicated that they seem like they would make life harder. This parody video by KipKay—who actually comes up with awesome life hacks—hilariously pokes fun of those types of useless, ridiculous tips. Like using your sandals to hold your gun. Or a blowtorch for butter. It’s a fantastic commentary on lifehacking. [KipKay]

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Conan Teaches the Olds How to Instagram

Instagram! Back in your grandparent’s day, they used to call that a Polaroid camera. It’s funny because it’s sort of true, as demonstrated in this sketch from TeamCoco.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Ojete Calor

Ojete Calor, the surrealist Spanish subpop duo of Carlos Areces and Aníbal Gómez, is back! In short shorts! Two out-of-shape middle-agers on a couch haven’t been this disconcerting since that one time you walked in on your parents.

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Google Autocomplete Is an Even Weirder Place Than You Thought

Google Autocomplete Is an Even Weirder Place Than You Thought

Google autocomplete results have always been a font of joy; nowhere else is humanity’s curiosity and stupidity celebrated in such equal measure. But when you really start to comb through what it has to offer—as xkcd does today—it goes from amusing to disturbing and back again way quicker than you’d think.

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What It’s Like to Live Without a Phone

You know, it’s not that you wouldn’t miss having the Internet on your fingertips, text messages constantly flying through the sky and a camera to document every waking moment when you live without a phone. You totally would miss all that. But what would be even more annoying is how life would turn incredibly lonely without a phone because you start to notice how everyone else is so obsessed with theirs. Ban phones. [charstarlaneTV]

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Scare Me

When the mountain of muscle wearing a bandoleer of mics with a laser cannon for a right hand asks you a question, you’re going to want to think long and hard about how you answer. And remember, Major Lazer can smell you lie.

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This Week’s Top Comedy Video: I Hate San Francisco

This Week's Top Comedy Video: I Hate San Francisco

Most people love San Francisco! Well, except for that one startup guy. But the rest of us can find something about SF to love from its vibrant culture, wonderful food, open minded people, close proximity to the ocean, charming architecture, the Golden Gate Bridge, most excellent burritos, Colin Kaepernick, occasionally very beautiful days, lovely in theory public transportation system, once in a while world changing ideas and so on. Here’s Funny or Die’s take on the crabby people who hate on the city by the bay.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet: Holy Sh*ep

Be careful what you wish for, otherwise your three-hour tour could become a three-course meal.

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