Why the Hell Do People Insist on Posting About In-Flight Internet?

Why the Hell Do People Insist on Posting About In-Flight Internet?

What the hell, they have internet on planes these days? You must be, like, the first person ever to be able to post to Facebook from thousands of feet in the air. Quick! Tell your friends! Right now! Waste no time! Everyone will be fascinated.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet: Distance

There are two lessons here: One, Stuart Smalley was right (just look at him now, a US Senator). Two, chowing down on a fistful of peyote caps just before trying to talk to your crush for the first time is probably a bad idea.

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Forget Jobs, Here’s the Movie Trailer for the Epic Gates Biopic

Unless you’ve been locked in a basement rooting your Android device for the past three months, you’re probably aware that Ashton Kutcher’s big, blockbuster debut as Steve Jobs is, for better or worse, just around the corner. But Steve isn’t the only great media mogul of yore—Bill Gates played just as big of a role in bringing quality computing to the world. Official Comedy gives us a peek at what a movie about the man who revolutionized spreadsheeting just might look like—and it’s fantastic.

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What to Do If You Really Hate Google Glass

What to Do If You Really Hate Google Glass

For all its promise of being the Next Big Thing in tech, when it comes to Google Glass, haters gotta hate. Still, if you’re gonna object to it, you may as well do it properly.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Ruuuun!!

A room full of monkeys with keyboards may eventually be able to write Shakespeare but you put 100 artists in a chatroom and they’ll create something even more amazing.

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The Funniest Video on the Ridiculousness of Kickstarter

Kickstarter can be a fantastic launching pad for people with real knowhow and real talent to make real ideas, well, real. There are a lot of wonderful success stories! At its very peak, Kickstarter gives everyone a shot at success. But there are also a lot of epic failures too. The truth is, like much of the Internet (or the world), a lot of stuff on Kickstarter is crap. And if it’s not crap, it’s not special. And if it’s not special, it’s not worth it. And if it’s not worth it, Kickstarter becomes a cesspool of overeager online panhandlers shaking you down for money.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: JUPITER 8000

Journey through the depths of the cosmos in search of the mystical Laser Cat homeworld in this techno-fueled flight of fancy from Inese Verina with music by KODEK.

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Everything That Is Hilariously Wrong with YouTube in One Video

Even though YouTube is the greatest tool ever created to waste time, it’s also the biggest open house for gigabytes of completely useless moving crap. And even though YouTube can make any video viral, it’s also responsible for the onslaught of YouTube celebrities. YouTube giveth and taketh away. This clever animation video by Jello Apocalypse exposes the dumbness that surrounds all the awesomeness of YouTube. You know the YouTube tricks: thumbnails, comments, ads, the front page and so on. [JelloApocalypse]

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Why You Should Never Just Abandon an Online Community

Why You Should Never Just Abandon an Online Community

Next time you leave an online community, spare a thought for your account, which will sit there accumulating messages, news and all other kinds of crap which you’ll never, ever see again.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet: SUPER SAYAN KUSH

Remember stoners, it’s one thing to think, "This is the best weed ever, Imma go punch somebody’s grandma in half." It’s another thing entirely to go balls-out, "I am a Golden God" Super Sayan and actually knock her into next Tuesday.

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