The Most Suspicious File of All

The Most Suspicious File of All

We’ve all done it. We’ve all clicked on a link that we probably shouldn’t have, confused a gremlin for a Mogwai. But if you ever click the mother of all suspicious links, you deserve whatever’s coming to you.

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The Hilarious Real Life Version of YouTube’s Complaints Department

A follow up to last year’s very funny YouTube Complaints Department, this year’s version is just as funny and just as timely with digs about Felix Baumgartner, your favorite YouTube videos and how YouTube only fixed that views bug to show 301+ and not just 301. Heh. Like last year’s, the video is made by Barely Political. [Barely Political]

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Post Human (NSFW)

Nothing like a bit of the old ultraviolence to jump start a lethargic weekend. Equal parts Aeon Flux and Ghost in the Shell, this awesome animated short stars Tricia Helfer of Battlestar Galactica fame as she and a crack crew of infiltrators attempt a daring hostage rescue against an evil military-industrial complex. Be warned when I say "ultraviolence," we’re talking dudes getting turned inside out and then exploding like meaty water balloons. Enjoy!

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The Best Way to Troll Someone Who Just Got Lasik

The Best Way to Troll Someone Who Just Got Lasik

Here’s a screenshot from a Reddit user giving a course in Advanced Trolling Theory.

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Teacher Takes Student’s Phone, Sets Passcode as Math Problem Answer

Teacher Takes Student's Phone, Sets Passcode as Math Problem Answer

This is what you want from a math teacher. The word problem you see here is what happened after a Redditor’s "friend" was caught using his phone during math class. The teacher confiscated the phone, and set the passcode to a certain number, found by answering the problem.

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Earth Is Just a Pale Blue Dot… Or Pixel… Or…

Earth Is Just a Pale Blue Dot... Or Pixel... Or...

The image above is what Earth looks like from Saturn, a stunning reminder from NASA’s Cassini spacecraft that we’re nothing but a small speck of dust. And sometimes, as xkcd points out below, that can be quite literal.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Buffalo Rider

Enjoy the heartwarming tale of a man, conveniently named Buffalo Jones, and his buffallo, named Buffalo. No wait. Its name is Samson, because that’s so much more original. Whatever you call them, the two chum around the American frontier, saving babies and stuff for an hour and a half (even though the script was apparently only about 15 pages long).

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: You Only Live Twice

Uh oh, looks like somebody’s got a serious case of space madness. Either that or Nancy Sinatra’s siren song has already taken hold of his senses. Either way, this stranded astronaut is royally screwed. The creatives over at Wildlife.la crafted this Gulliverian tale of interplanetary exploration and eventual psychosis.

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Street Artist Replaces Erased Work With Stencil of Guy Who Erased It

Street Artist Replaces Erased Work With Stencil of Guy Who Erased It

The work of a street artist is perhaps by definition impermanent; you create, it’s found out, it’s erased, you move on. Or, if you’re a young man who goes by the name of DS, you spot the guy who’s erasing your work, photograph him, and come back later to immortalize him as a stencil in the exact same place.

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Clichéd Old Sayings, Updated for the Modern Age

Clichéd Old Sayings, Updated for the Modern Age

The problem with all the hackneyed old sayings we all insist on using is just that: they’re old. They refer to things that are dead or dying. But hey, here’s a handy list of old clichéd sayings, updated for the modern world.

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