This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Mary Kate Olsen Using Instagram

As silly as it may be, there are unwritten rules of Instagram. Don’t cheat and use pictures you took with your DSLR. Don’t post too many pictures of food. Don’t hashtag bomb every single picture. Don’t take it too seriously. Etcetera, etcetera. But you can totally imagine celebrities on their last minute of fame breaking every single one of those rules. Just like this hilarious episode of Very Mary Kate by College Humor that pokes fun of Mary Kate Olsen for having a whole crew and writing team figuring out her every Instagram. More »

Conan: Google Glass Is Only Preparing the World For Google ASS

Wearing a computer on your face may sound ridiculous, but according to Conan, Google Glass only marks the first step in the search giant’s ambitions in wearable computing. The real destination? Your ass. More »

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Wasa

What do pimps, mimes and astronauts all have in common? If this psychedelic romp through a classic beer ad is any indication, it’s that you’ve a one in three chance of turning into one by drinking Bud Light and yelling at your friends over the phone. [Boing Boing] More »

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Kitty Burlesk (NSFW)

While burlesque shows are typically reserved for only the old-timiest and classiest of strippers, “Kitty Burlesk” by Big Jim 369 drives the genre into undiscovered country. It incorporates Terry Gilliam-style animation, Internet cat memes, and middle-age boobage to create a psychedelic tops-off dance-off. More »

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Slow Derek

The Earth twirls along at a brisk 1070 miles per hour as it travels around the Sun, though you’d never notice it. But what if you did? This award-winning stop-motion animation by Dan Ojari follows an unassuming office worker as he gets up to speed. More »

Hilarious Troll Takes Over the Domain Name of Guy Fieri’s Restaurant and Posts a Comically Fake Menu (Updated: Mostly Plagiarized)

Guy Fieri, the food personality who spikes his hair with french fry oil, has a new-ish restaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar in Times Square, that was brutally eviscerated by food reviewers. That’s probably not good when you’re trying to launch a restaurant. What’s also not good is forgetting to lock down the website domain of your restaurant’s name. Apparently, somebody bought the rights to Guysamericankitchenandbar.com and posted a fake menu that’s sure to excite all of Middle America. More »

How All Sidewalks Should Be Designed

Walking might be good for us, but it’s sure as hell boring too. So let’s change all that by making sidewalks a place to have some fun. More »

What’s The Best Wi-Fi Network Name You’ve Ever Seen?

I was travelling this weekend and found myself connected to the incredibly blandly named “Home_Nework” Wi-Fi network. When I go home, it’ll be scarcely better when I connect to yet another router with a boring out-of-the-box name: “FastRabbit.” Bleh More »

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Ablaze

Originally presented without comment, this mysterious short film by Takahiro Suzuki poses many difficult questions while providing precious few details—who are these people, what are they agog over, and does anyone else smell smoke? Your guess is as good as any. More »

This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Terrible Babysitters

Entrusting your child to the care of another human is terrifying enough as it is. But when that other human has a Jay Leno fetish? We’re talking legitimate horror show, people. More »