We Can’t Keep Changing Our Passwords

It ain’t fair to Fido! Or what used to be Spot. Or Rocky, Buddy, Max, Bailey, etc.. Do we really have to name our dogs uUtysz2052x*@$? That may make for a good password but it ain’t a fun name to say. Plus, how the hell are we ever going to remember that/how the hell can a dog respond to that? [Reddit via The Daily What] More »

Delta Might Lose $2,500 Every Time Someone Downloads Its App

This would be pretty hilarious. Delta is being sued by the state of California over the privacy policy in the app’s Terms of Service. The problem? It doesn’t exist. More »

The Stoner Channel: Corporate Weed, Blamestorms, and a Tale of a Country Doctor

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Welcome to My Rare and Antiquarian eBook Shop

Why, hello there!-I was just appraising some rare PDFs in the back room when I heard you come in. Feel free to peruse our inventory, and if you have any questions, please allow me-one of the world’s foremost authorities on and purveyors of fine electronic books-to act as your steward through the wonderfully esoteric world of antique eBook collecting. More »

The Stoner Channel: Good Driving, Bad Driving, and a Homicidal Monkey with Magical Poo

The US Attorney General Would Like to Remind Everyone that Holding Is Still a Crime

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If Tech Companies Made Holiday Party Invitations, They Would Look Like This

Our friends at Wired had a fun and clever idea: what would the holiday party invitations of tech companies look like? They dreamt up some scenarios and poked fun of all the tendencies of the companies. It’s hilarious. The Facebook party will have your mom coming! The Twitter hashtagged holiday party won’t show Instagram friends coming. And of course the Samsung party invite looks exactly like Apple’s. But my favorite? RIM’s. Check out all the funnyman invitations here. [Wired] More »

Watch This Fox Get Duped By A Dying Rabbit App

Two sixteen-year-old Norwegian kids recently spotted a fox near their homes, so they decided to lure him in with an app that mimics the cries of a dying rabbit. Because, why not. More »

This Hilarious Video Shows Everything That’s Annoying About Instagram

Because we’re all egomaniacs who like to moonlight as artistic geniuses and because damn near everybody uses Instagram, the filtered photo sharing social network has devolved into a thumb scrolling exercise of the same freaking pictures: clouds, city skylines, feet, coffee art, food, walls, babies, sneaky boobs and anything to turn a like. This CollegeHumor parody video (to the tune of Nickelback, double parody ha!) hilariously makes fun of all things annoying with Instagram. I find myself nodding my head to everything (and checking Instagram again and again and again) [CollegeHumor] More »

The Stoner Channel: Epic Bass, Asshole Cats, and Cloned Herbs

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Reason For Bad Signal #37: You’re in a Faraday Cage Fight

Dammit, it’s hard to get a decent mobile data connection sometimes. Are the walls thick in your building? Are you surrounded by exotic electrical equipment that’s causing interference? Or did you just stumble into a cage fight by accident? More »