Move Over, Baumgartner. Here’s the Shortest Free Fall Ever [Video]

Felix Baumgartner set the record for the world’s highest free fall when he successfully jumped 24 miles from the edge of space over the weekend. But you know what he hasn’t done? Set the record for the shortest jump. More »

The Stoner Channel: Super-Strong Strains, Quantum Explanations, and Slo-Mo Sledge-o-Matics [Video]

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I Wish I Collected Scientist Trading Cards As a Kid [Humor]

When I was a kid, I wasted nearly 97.9% of my allowance on basketball cards. It was awesome. Now I don’t even know where they are. So if I could do it all over again, I’d much rather collect these scientist trading cards. It’s the coolest nerdiest thing ever. More »

Why the Best Online Identity Protection Is Just Being a Weirdo [Humor]

These are troubling times for internet identity, with passwords being ravaged and real names outed. How does a young web citizen keep himself secret and safe? More »

This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: How to Know What Words Mean [Video]

There are so many ways to make your day to day existence better, and we could all use a little lifehack now and again. But that doesn’t mean all those instructional videos couldn’t use a little skewering. Especially when it comes from The Onion. So come on folks, let’s crack this whole “words” thing once and for all. More »

The Stoner Channel: Bouncing Water, The Ramones Are Alive, and Snoop Dogg Pockets Like It’s Hot [Video]

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What If Batman Used Apple Maps? [Video]

Here’s an Apple Maps parody that’s absolutely hilarious: what if Batman used Apple Maps in The Dark Knight to find Rachel Dawes? Yeah, that wouldn’t have been good. Siri would have sent Batman down wrong turns, parking lots and malls just to see everything get blown up. More »

What Kids in 1977 Thought the Year 2000 Would Look Like [Past Perfect]

On February 26, 1977 in Steubenville, Ohio, the Herald Star asked people to make their predictions of the year 2000. Most of the letters predicting the future came from 10-12 year old kids still in middle school. What’s amazing is how right some of them actually were. More »

Watching This Polar Bear Smash a $2,000 Camera Lens Is Surprisingly Cute [Animals]

This polar bear is probably a really big Nikon fan that just loves to destroy expensive things because he was caught chomping, throwing and smashing a $2,100 Canon 70-200mm f/2.8 IS telephoto lens. It’s pretty hilarious to see a giant polar bear play around with a camera lens, it looks like he tries to smoke it, drink it, eat it and even flick it. More »

Pleased to Meet the Facebook Version of You [Facebook]

Hats off to your laissez–faire attitude about the beautiful dinner you guys cooked up at the beach this summer. I was cracking up at the joke you made in the caption (“Looks like we’re eating outside AGAIN. Oh, well…”) under the snapshot of the gorgeous lobsters. The potatoes looked amazing fading off into the blur of a shallow focal range that ends at the saturated greens and yellows of herbs, and cornbread, and lemon garnish on the left just below where the sunset creates the lens flare that bounces off your icy bottle of beer. You must’ve literally JUST pulled that cold one from the tub or cooler I see there on the right next to your, hello, preternaturally attractive mate (unthinkable that they’re whiling away weekdays toiling over files and phone calls in a room someplace like the rest of us rubes. They could be making in one day what the rest of us are paid in a month if they would just model, already). More »