Her Tech Support: Troubleshooting Your AI Girlfriend

Relationships are hard. Especially when your partner inhabits a completely different realm of sentient existence that your frankly puny human mind could not be expected to fathom under any circumstance. The good news? You’ve got tech support.

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Cute animation explains everything you need to know about NFL football

Because we are in the US, I’m not going to call football "American Football" or whatever other people call our version of not-soccer outside of the USA. It’s football here. That’s the end of it. But I get it. To people who know football as some other thing or don’t care to know our football as anything, the sport doesn’t seem to make any damn sense. It’s okay. It’s as silly as America itself.

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Facebook Is the New Walmart

Facebook Is the New Walmart

Because when everyone hangs out somewhere, those awkward conversations—just like the ones you end up having in the middle of Walmart when you bump into someone you barely know—are inevitable.

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The Truth Behind Apple’s Latest iPad Ad

The Truth Behind Apple's Latest iPad Ad

Apple’s latest iPad advert shows the tablet being used by helicopter rescue pilots, storm chasers, ice hockey coaches, musicians, Bollywood filmmakers, scuba divers, rock musicians and artists. But let’s face it, you’re using it on the toilet, aren’t you?

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This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Sustainable Kidnapping

We live in an increasingly eco-conscious world. With organic food, local crop shares and sustainable business, we can give back to our communities. So why not give a green makeover to one of the oldest trades out there? That’s right, we’re talking about kidnapping—the sustainable way!

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WTIT: Santa Deaths and How to Avoid Them

Folks might think St. Nick’s present-delivery service is a pretty cushy gig, seeing as how the man only works one night a year, but they fail to realize the numerous and diverse ways that job can kill.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Asshole (NSFW)

Remember kids, you should never judge a book by its cover. Even if that cover looks like a parasitic, towel-eating monster that’s taken up residence in your anus.

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The Best Her Parody Yet Has a Punchline Worth Waiting For

The Best Her Parody Yet Has a Punchline Worth Waiting For

In the new Spike Jonze film Her, Joaquin Phoenix plays a dude who falls in love with an operating system. But what if it the gender roles were flip flopped? This parody from HitFix shows a situation that might be all too familiar.

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Albert Hoffman’s First LSD-Laced Bike Ride

Hey man, you ever ridden a bicycle? You ever ridden a bicycle on LSD?

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This Is What Happens When You Give Conan a GoPro

Conan may be funny, but he’s hardly the most extreme of characters. So what the hell use would he have for a GoPro?

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