Sep 17
Sep 17
This Hilarious iPhone 5 Parody Video Tells the Real Truth About the iPhone 5 [Video]
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When you watch Apple talk about any of its products, it’s always the same: ridiculously passionate comments about the tiniest details, inspirational music that hypnotizes you to open your wallet and a lot of catchy phrases and buzzwords that you’re not even sure are real. But it’s not all unicorn steel and rainbow glass with the iPhone 5 though! This parody of the iPhone 5 promo video by John Elerick is the hilarious truth of what Apple really wants to say. Watch it. [YouTube] More »
Sep 17
Selling a product, especially an Apple product, is as much about spin, vibe, and hype as it is about the product itself. Don’t believe me? Watch Jony Ive capture hearts and minds with a wonderful pitch for hotdogs in this Buzzfeed FWD parody. Oh, and you know that old adage about watching sausage being made? It applies. Literally. [Buzzfeed FWD] More »
Sep 17
Little kids are easily influenced by what they see and hear. I hear that professionals recommend that parents keep their babies away from TVs until they’re two years old, but many parents don’t really do that anymore nowadays. But I think what parents should do is keep their young tots from playing online shooter games.
Why? Well, aside from giving them the wrong ideas about the value of life, they’re generally violent and don’t really teach your child anything (except the wrong things.) Never mind that older gamers find these kids pretty annoying, and you can check out the short clip below to find out why (Language NSFW):
[via Geeks Are Sexy]
Sep 17
Let’s face it, the things you put in your mouth are disgusting enough even without the constant fear of expired eggs or questionable meat. So let’s all refrigerate thusly: with conveyor belts that give the stale stuff the boot. More »
Sep 14
Why Every Single Gadget Unboxing Is Weird, Creepy and Maybe Even Pervy [Humor]
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Think of this comic strip as a warning for everybody with a YouTube account who’s going to get an iPhone 5 and record a video of them unboxing it. Don’t do it. It’s weird. It’s silly. It’s not a thing anymore. And it might be even a little pervy. More »
Sep 14
The Stoner Channels: Hard-Headed Numbers, Soft-Headed Pundits, and Rooftop Concerts—Oh My! [Video]
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Sep 14
This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: The New Guy on New Girl with Zooey Deschanel [Video]
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When you’ve got yourself a TV show—any TV show—you’ve got to have a way to spice it up. Some tricks work for drama, some for comedy, some for local news, but there’s only one ace-in-the-hole that works for anything and everything from teen-age prime-time soap opera to public access freak show: adding Regis Philbin. The man has clocked literally thousands of hours in front of the camera, what could possible go wrong? More »
Sep 14
The iPhone 5 is longer, it has a smaller port, and some people think it’s boring. But you can’t really form an opinion on a prestige piece of hardware like this until you’ve had sex with it. More »
Sep 14
Conan O’Brien was all set to preview the new iPhone. Until… SAMSUNGGGGG. Dumb cheap joke? Absolutely. But also great and funny. Someone tell Stefan Jobes we’d like a look at the thing when he’s done. [YouTube] More »
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