Ritter Sport makes fine German chocolate in a variety of flavors. Microsoft makes electronics and software of all sorts. Ritter is found in grocery stores, bodegas, and booze emporiums the world over. Microsoft is found in pockets and PCs and places of business all across the land. Both good companies. Both successful companies. More »
Jimmy Kimmel Confirms People Love the New iPhone 5, Even Though They’re Being Pranked With an iPhone 4S [Video]
Posted in: Today's Chili The iPhone 5 has been criticized for being a boring and marginal update to the iPhone 4S—at least in terms of design, since the new handset looks a lot like its predecessor. The two phones are so similar, that when Jimmy Kimmel showed the iPhone 4S to random people on the street, passing it off as the iPhone 5, no one realized the ruse. More »
Amazon’s Kindle Fire has declared an all out price war with the iPad. But if you don’t need all those fancy color-screen bells and whistles, you can opt for the even cheaper e-ink Kindle. And if even that’s overkill, Conan O’ Brien has discovered Amazon is selling, or renting, an even cheaper solution. More »
How the New iPod Nano Copied the Nokia Lumia (Or How the Lumia Copied the iPod Nano) [Humor]
Posted in: Today's Chili There’s a hilarious image floating around the Internet today about how Apple, the flag bearer of “don’t you dare steal my design lest you owe me a billi“, copied Nokia’s Lumia with the iPod Nano. Just take a look at the image above! The iPod Nano on the right has the same rounded edges, same organically slapped on screen and same wacky colors as the Lumia on the left! More »
Today, Apple introduced a bunch of new products: the iPhone 5, iTunes 11, a new iPod Touch and an iPod Nano. And they announce new products at every event! But what if one day they decided to just… stop? CollegeHumor imagines an Apple who’s sick of making products and holds a press conference to release… nothing. More »
The Stoner Channel: South America’s Swanky Smugglin Subs, Mexico’s Blame Game, and Muddy Waters’ Blues Summit [Video]
Posted in: Today's ChiliHere’s the One Thing I Want to See at Apple’s iPhone 5 Event (Spoiler: A Steve Jobs Hologram) [Video]
Posted in: Today's Chili Too bad Digital Domain, the company who made the Tupac hologram, is going bankrupt because seeing a Steve Jobs hologram at tomorrow’s iPhone 5 event would be the best One More Thing… ever. Seriously, just watch this humorous video to see what a rapping Steve Jobs hologram would look like. More »
Here Are Two Photos From Tomorrow’s Apple Event Sent From the Future [Apple]
Posted in: Today's Chili Apart from that phone lost in a bar, the iPhone 5 is the most leaked phone in Apple’s history. We basically know—with 99% certainty—what it will look like when it gets announced tomorrow, both in white and black versions. More »