What People in 1899 Thought the Year 2000 Would Look Like [Past Perfect]

If you asked me back in the year 2000, what 2012 was going to be like, I’m not sure I could have gave you a good answer. So you could imagine how wrong people back in 1899 were about the year 2000. They thought there were going to be flying firemen! More »

Better Names for The Everyday Thingamajigs In Your Life [Video]

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The Most Awesome Twitter Names That Sadly Aren’t Being Used [Twitter]

I hate being late to a new social network or e-mail service or anything where I have to choose a new user name. You don’t want to be the guy stuck with You1RNa1773Butch3red@coolstartup.com. You want your real name! I also hate those people who squat on awesome user names and DO NOTHING. Like these people who are taking up some great Twitter handles and have never tweeted. More »

The Stoner Channel: The One With All the Blues and Led Zeppelin Concerts [Video]

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This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Rejected Pitches (Pulp Fiction) [Video]

If you haven’t seen any of Above Average Networks’ Rejected Pitches series, here’s your chance to start with one of the best: Quentin Tarantino pitching Pulp Fiction to three 80s studio execs who just… don’t… get it. It’s wonderful. More »

The Stoner Channel: Dogs vs. Zombies, Garage Grow Ops, and Springfield Legalizes It—For Now [Video]

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The Stoner Channel: Bubblegum Necromancers, Closet Herbs, and the Dude Revealed [Video]

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Smartphones Win Size Battle Against Human Penises [Factoid]

Gizmodo alumnus John Herrman’s penis size is unknown, but I’m sure it’s proportional to the size of his genius and this awesome chart proves it. Attenshun, people of the world with average genitals! Today is the day smartphones’ screens became larger than your penis, thanks to the Samsung Galaxy Note II and its 5.5-inch HD super AMOLED screen. [Buzzfeed] More »

The Stoner Channel: The Science of Smoke, Why Tan Buds Are Happy Buds, and MUSCLES! [Video]

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Let’s Think About This for a Couple Minutes Now [Humor]

Right after Curiosity landed on Mars, someone—it may have been Adam Steltzner, I can’t remember exactly now—mentioned that this amazing two-year mission’s total cost was the price of one movie ticket to every citizen in America. More »