The bassist! The guitarist! The drummer! The roadie! The… sea captain? Sure, why not! There’s more to a band than just the musicians. Or at least, there should be, as you’ll quickly learn here. More »
I love this movie theater layout. It would be my favorite theater ever. Wait, no. My favorite movie theater would have seats that would open into a pit full of hungry Great White sharks in the case people talked out loud, texted or ate making annoying noises. More »
Louis CK Thinks the Next iPhone Will Be Invisibly Thin And Help You Masturbate Better [Video]
Posted in: Today's Chili Louis CK, noted technology philosopher and independent funnyman, recently gave his thoughts about the iPhone and “the cloud” and it’s just as funny as you’d think. On the iPhone, Louis CK says it’s like having “a pencil that can suck your dick”. More »
It’s been about five years since I bought an iPhone, and after giving myself some time to get a feel for the device, I think I’m ready to say that a smartphone is something everyone should consider owning. More »
The Onion, as only The Onion can, exposed the cesspool of faux-inventions of Kickstarter by calling the folks who start Kickstarter projects, Internet criminals who “bilk friends and families out of terrible, ill-conceived and unnecessary personal projects”. Yep, pretty much. More »