Burger King Hands-Free Whopper AKA The Human Feedbag

So it has come to this. You know how hard it is to eat your Whopper while texting, trying to tweet, or driving. If only you had something that could hold your Whopper in front of your huge gob so that you could continue to gorge yourself. Well, now you do. The hands free Whopper will help keep that waistline large and in charge.
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Burger King in Puerto Rico celebrated its 50th anniversary by giving away these “Hands-Free Whopper” holders to 50 lucky customers. The video shows folks feeding like horses with a feedbag while their hands are doing other things. Why even bother to burn a few calories lifting it up to your face, when you have this thing?

Eating Whoppers will never be the same again.

[via Adweek]

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