So you’ve done it. You’ve successfully procrastinated gift-buying until the last possible second. Those carefree days of laziness come at a cost, and you’re about to pay it by standing in line forever. Here’s are some things that might ease your suffering a little bit. But just remember: You asked for this. More »
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Sep 21
So, here are some lines moving like crazy. Stop moving like crazy, you lines! Oh, here are some squares. “Hello lines, let’s all play nice together!” they say. Now everything makes sense. How did this happen? Eye witchcraft! Thank you for the squares, stupid! More »