Whatever, I’m Late Anyway Wrist Watch: Time to Be Apathetic

Do you find that you are always late, no matter what the occasion? If so, then this watch is for you. The numbers are all jumbled near the bottom. Why? Because it doesn’t really matter.

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What do you care what time it is anyway? You are already late. And checking that watch isn’t going to make you any closer to being on time. This watch has attitude. Attitude that might get you fired, but still. When you are late, you are late. It’s too late for regrets.

To this watch, I say, “whatever, I don’t wear a watch.” But if you still want one, head on over to Fizzm, where you can pick one up for $95(USD).

[via RedFerret]

The Genuine Good Humor Ice Cream Cart rolls back the years

goodhumor-ice-cream-truckI am quite sure that many of us have heard the expression “Money cannot buy happiness”, but it certainly can do a whole lot to lift up one’s mood, as well as help us roll back the years in terms of bringing back the memories of the past. With the $2,500 Genuine Good Humor Ice Cream Cart, you can be sure that those who have had pleasant childhood memories of the local neighborhood ice cream cart will be able to identify with this bad boy.

The Genuine Good Humor Ice Cream Cart happens to be the real deal which was made by Worksman Cycles, where it was first produced for the Good Humor company more than 75 years ago. A quartet of brass bells were made by the original manufacturer, The Blevins Bell Company, and they will hang from the handlebar which happens to be a memorable iconic feature that attracted children by the dozens to street corners in America’s growing suburbs after World War II. This purchase would arrive in the original color scheme of a blue frame and white cabinet without losing any of its heavy-duty construction capability. What ice cream are you going to put inside though?
[ The Genuine Good Humor Ice Cream Cart rolls back the years copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]

You’ll Get Him This Year: $6,500 Santa Stake-out Kit Has Everything You Need

Every year, you swear you’ll catch Santa in the act. The cookies are out. The traps are set. It’s just a matter of making sure he can’t escape. But every year, you fail anyways. Either Santa’s really that good… or you lack the gear to set up a proper capture.

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So if you really want to get him this year, then get this Santa Stake-out Kit from OpticsPlanet. It has everything you need and more to keep an eye out for Santa and maybe catch him, even, if you’re fast and crafty enough.

It contains a whole bunch of stuff that includes apparel (of course, you need to dress the part in a stakeout!), camping gear, hunting gear (yikes!), food storage, accessories (like a tactical field ops watch, bottle opener, and walkie talkies), night vision and thermal imaging gear, and a Canon EOS Rebel T4i Digital SLR Camera Kit. It even includes some deer scent to try and lure in Saint Nick’s tiny reindeer.

The entire package costs $6,500 and is available here.

Maybe you’d like to put this on your wishlist this year, so you can use it attempt to catch Santa next year.

[via Geekologie]

Give the Gift of Nothing

Some people are so rich, that it seems like they have everything. Others may have just enough in terms of finances, but they can be so happy and content with life, that it would still seem like they have everything they need.

What can you get for those people this Christmas? What gift would they want, when they can either buy it easily themselves, or when they have no want for anything else because they’re perfectly content with what they already have?

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The Gift of Nothing might be appropriate for those people. It’s basically a round, plastic sphere that has nothing inside. In short, it is the gift of nothing.

It was probably created as a gag gift (imagine how a kid would react if they got this!) But if you’re giving it to one of the two types of people described above, here’s an idea: give them the gift of laughter with this present, and add a little something you made (be it a poem, a letter, or a drawing) with a special message that will warm their hearts for sure.

[via The Green Head]

Motion-Activated Alarm Keeps Wrapped Gifts a Secret

Motion-Activated Alarm Keeps Wrapped Gifts a Secret

Once you officially make the switch from child to parent, the holidays suddenly become a remarkably stressful time of year. There’s decorating, shopping, baking, socializing, and of course keeping a watchful eye on presents so your kids don’t figure out what’s under that wrapping paper—a task made considerably easier now that someone’s re-branded a simple siren-equipped motion sensor as a gift alarm.

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Physical Fliike Counter Shows off How Many ‘Likes’ You Have on Facebook

Let people in the real world know how popular you are in real life with Fliike. It’s a physical counter that shows off how many “Likes” your page has received on Facebook in real time.

The Fliike was created by Smiirl, which is a design studio start-up based in France.

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The Fliike basically connects to your Facebook page via Wi-Fi and transmits every “like” that you’ve received onto the flipboard-like counter. Personal pages won’t have much use for it, but pages for commercial purposes might, just so that establishment can show people that they’ve got a strong virtual presence.

A limited number of Fliikes are available for pre-order for $390(USD) (yes, $390!) If you’re more popular than 99,999 likes, Smiirl can add an extra numerical column to your Fliike to accommodate your massive popularity. The first batch ships out this November.

[via C|NET]

The Candy You Drink Straight from the Toilet

You probably wouldn’t let your dog drink out of your toilet, but did you know that there are actually people out there who would eat out of a toilet?

Not out of a regular toilet, of course, but out of the Moko Moko Mokoletto. If you say it again and again fast enough, it’s almost like a tongue twister…

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Anyway, the Moko Moko is actually a toilet-themed candy from Japan, where most awesome, weird, and unusual things seem to orginate.

The pack comes with a plastic toilet and a pack of candy. The miniature toilet is first assembled, and then the flavored candy powder is added to the toilet’s tank with water in order to activate it. You, the candy eater, are then supposed to sip the bubbly candy concoction from the toilet. Yum.

The clip above was posted by RRcherrypie, who describes the experience on his blog (translated): “Idea of the product is great, taste is OK. Made of toilet put the water from the tank actually is good. Place in Bathroom own Dollhouse of (1/12 scale). Chloro to look at the toilet was clogged …. Head, I keep clean …!”

There are four different colors of miniature toilets to choose from. Moko Moko product information is available here.

[via Tastefully Offensive and Yababoon via Laughing Squid]

Suitcase Stickers Will Make You Miss Your Flight – or Worse

Unless you want to miss your flight on purpose or have airport security personnel give you a full body cavity search, you probably shouldn’t stick these otherwise hilarious Suitcase Stickers onto your luggage.

For obvious reasons…

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The stickers available in several designs: air stewardess (who’s trapped in your bag), sugar (which is clearly not sugar…), cash (which is stacked in neat piles in a totally not suspicious way at all), and an “adult” version, which we’re not showing here – but you can use your imagination.

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Fittingly enough, the product page carries the following warning:

Caution: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches.

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Fortunately, these stickers have been designed to “stick to anything”, so you’re not limited to using them on your suitcases. Stick them on your wall, on your bed, in your car, and anywhere else where you feel like making a mess of things.

Suitcase Stickers retail for $7.50(USD) each from The Cheeky.

[via Cool Material]

You Can Theoretically Open Any Door With a Tiny Chainsaw In Your Pocket

If you don’t mind having your pockets filled with novelty knick-knacks when you head out the door, you can adorably dress up your keys with these plastic covers that make them look like tiny chainsaws. More »

Image Toaster Prints the Latest Images on Your Morning Toast

A picture speaks a thousand words. It might be hard to discern 6×6 pixel images on your morning toast, but at least you’ll be able to get a headstart on everyone when it comes to the day’s newest images on Google with the help of the Image Toaster.

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The Image Toaster basically ‘prints’ (or rather, ‘toasts’) random new images from Google onto your toast. It was created by Dutch designer Scott van Haastrecht for a school project, but it has the potential to be something big.

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His toaster is still a prototype and needs to be tethered to a computer to work, although Scott explains that the final version of the toaster should be able to function via Wi-Fi and will only need a power cord to function.

Printing news or the most recent social media feeds on your morning toast? That could be a reality one day.

[Creative Applications via Co.Design via PetaPixel via C|NET]