Airbnb: No Thanks for the "XXX Freak Fest" You Brought to My Home (NSFW)

Airbnb: No Thanks for the "XXX Freak Fest" You Brought to My Home (NSFW)

Dear Brian and the Airbnb team, Usually I am a fan of your service. However, I have a minor bone to pick with you, in that it appears my apartment was reserved for some major boning.

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Take an Uninhibited Dive into an Artist's Psyche (NSFW: Nudity)

Performance art of the highest caliber is that which leaves the audience stunned, speechless, and wondering, "Lol, da fuq did i jus watch?" Here is one such example from Natalia Sliwowska.

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An Incredible, Disgusting Scroll of Real-Time Porn Searches (NSFW)

An Incredible, Disgusting Scroll of Real-Time Porn Searches (NSFW)

Sexual proclivities are like snowflakes—bizarre, kinky snowflakes. Many are similar but no two are alike, as evidenced by PornMD’s (HIGHLY NSFW) live-scroll of global internet porn habits.

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Behind the scenes pictures of a NSFW Playboy photoshoot are so awkward

Behind the scenes pictures of a NSFW Playboy photoshoot are so awkward

NSFW. This is NSFW guys. If you don’t want to see body parts typical of a Playboy photo shoot, do not click. Anyway. NSFW. Here’s a collection of images from photographer Patrick Van Dam’s book Playboy Behind The Scenes. It shows how those iconic centerfold sausages are made and how hilariously awkward and unsexy it can be behind the scenes of a Playboy shoot.

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WTIT: Sexbots Eating Sausage (Obviously NSFW, Just Read the Headline)

I don’t know about you guys, but there is precisely none chance of me sticking Mr. Wiggly anywhere near that thing.

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Some idiot paid $42,000 for a one-hour webcam session with this lady

Some idiot paid $42,000 for a one-hour webcam session with this lady

Her name is Maîtresse Madeline. She makes bondage, domination, and sadomasochism videos (NSFW) for site Kink.com. And now she’s going to charge a single person $42,000 for one hour of webcam sex, perhaps the most expensive private sex webcam session of all time.

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Some Guy Got a Random Guy’s Facebook Profile Pic Tattooed to His Butt

When we said that Selfless Portraits, an awesome website where strangers drew pictures of other stranger’s Facebook profiles, is something we should all totally get behind, we definitely didn’t mean this: Joey Jordan took one of those random Facebook profile pictures and got it tattooed on his butt cheek. Now some guy’s face from Brazil is on his ass forever.

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Special liquid underwear helps pervs to have orgasms in strip clubs

Special liquid underwear helps pervs to have orgasms in strip clubs

Today’s lonely man who hangs around strip clubs wants a lot more than to see some skin and have a drink or three. He wants to have an orgasm from a stripper rubbing herself on his crotch. But this is apparently painful and unsightly, not to mention gross and pathetic, so please welcome the new "Liquid Lapdance" undergarment for gentlemen.

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How to Take Flawless Phone Pics of Your Naked Body

How to Take Flawless Phone Pics of Your Naked Body

After a spate
of recently-hacked phone nudes, it’s clear our advice to never shoot pictures of your own junk isn’t going to catch on. So if you’re going to do it, at least do it well. Here’s how to make your naked shots shine.

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Justin Timberlake: Tunnel Vision (NSFW NSFW NSFW)

Not to be outdone by his less famous mirror image Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake has released a new music video, ‘Tunnel Vision’, that skirts the NSFW YouTube line with boobies just like Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines video. Which is to say: THIS VIDEO IS SO NSFW PEOPLE. It’s nearly as NSFW as Blurred Lines which wasn’t even safe enough for YouTube.

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