If you have 20 minutes, you should watch Valibation. It’s a short film directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson (he’s done a Harold and Kumar movie but this is nothing like that) that shows how being addicted to your phone can turn into a disease where the phone actually becomes a part of you. It’s dark, it’s weird and it’s revealing—would we want our phones to be a part of us? That’s not an automatic no, right? More »
If you ever used Flipboard and wished there was a version just for porn, you’re in luck. Faploid is what you have been waiting for. It’s a service that’ll give you personalized pornos based on your particular tastes. No more scouring the net, what you like will come straight to you! More »
Porn Star Demographics, Visualized
Posted in: Today's Chili Jon Millward deosn’t watch porn like the average man: instead, he sees it as a heaving data set to analyze and graph. No, really. That’s why he’s visualized porn star demographics to work out what the typical, ahem, actress look like. More »
Because every single person on the Internet decided to force induce viralness by not really doing the Harlem Shake while making those ridiculous Harlem Shake videos, it’s time to kill this meme with a “Harlem Shake” video that no one can ever top: Porn Stars doing a naked “Harlem Shake”. Yep, naked. More »
Valentine’s Day may just be a consumerist Hallmark holiday—but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun this evening. So instead of jewelry or flowers, why not get your loved one something a little more… animated? NSFW, because obviously. More »
If you’re at a party or at a bar or at a club or on the street or just living this thing we called life, you should probably never ever say these pick up lines. They’re cringe-inducingly awful. They make you consider asexuality. They make you want to never meet new people again. More »
Indie-electrorock group, Astro, is kind of a big deal. Already one of the most popular bands in their native Chile since forming in 2008, Astro’s summer 2012 debut album arrived to heapings of praise by the New York Times and NPR. The band has even received invites to play some of the biggest music festivals in North America, including SXSW. More »
Begun: San Francisco (NSFW)
Posted in: Today's Chili This is what benign paroxysmal positional vertigo feels like. Director Borja V. Conde had suffered from the debilitating effects of this disease in the days leading up the shoot for Barcelona-based Begun’s first music video, “San Francisco,” so he incorporated many of the visual distortions he felt into the project. More »
Magicians guard their secrets with ferocity, although maybe not for the reasons you’d think. Sure, it’s important to maintain an air of mystery and to prevent copycats. But as this Funny or Die exclusive shows, it’s equally important not to publicize just what—and who—you had to go through to get those special powers. More »
Porn Stars Acting Out Internet Memes: The Most Confusing-Sexy Thing You’ll See Today
Posted in: Today's Chili “Memes I’d Like to F**k” is a pretty self-explanatory idea, really. It’s internet memes, acted out by porn stars—with their clothes on, mostly. They’re by porno house Wood Rocket, and actually, they’re probably a smart way to get wider exposure for the sex-actors. As it were. More »