This Onion TED Parody Has a Dog Eating Apple Pie, and That’s All That Matters

I’m sure the new Onion’s TED parody is funny, but I was just too impatient to sit through all that talk about how we consume, digest and poop out news even before they are fully written. So I jumped to the end, when a dog eats an apple pie, a moment I’ve waited to see in detail since they released their series trailer. More »

This Is Basically Everyone Who’s Ever Quit Netflix—And It Works [Chatroom]

Man Who Stopped Paying $7.99 A Month For Netflix Entreated To Come Back To Netflix For Only $7.99 A Month | More Local: onion.com/UjOrUr More »

Iranian News Agency Copies the Onion, Says Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama [WTFriday]

The semi-official Iranian news agency FNA has just published this news item: “Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama.” But of course they do! Here’s their complete text: More »