Bioshock Infinite Songbird Gets Cute, Cuddly and Plush

The Songbird in BioShock Infinite is one intimidating character. So it was only a matter of time before somebody tried to tone it down a little bit and make him/her/it a bit more family-friendly.

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While this version of the Songbird doesn’t have light-up eyes, it more than makes up for it by being soft and cuddly. It was made by Cherry Kiss with a body of hand-stitched microsuede, and has handmade clay buttons, and hand-painted details.

While it’s not as massive as the one in the game, this Songbird is still much bigger than the collectible version that comes with the Ultimate Songbird Edition, measuring in at 12-inches-tall, with a 20-inch wingspan.

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So ask Elizabeth to throw you $150 in coins so you can afford to buy one, and head over to Etsy to order your plush Songbird now.

Ted R-Rated Talking Plush: Not For Kids, Perfect for Kids at Heart

Everybody has one: a toy from their childhood that will always have a special significance in their lives. For John Bennett, it was Ted, a stuffed teddy bear that came to life after John wished for it one Christmas night.

If you saw the movie, then you saw firsthand how awesome having a stuffed teddy bear for a best friend is. Not so awesome for your girlfriend at the outset, but at least you’ll know that everything will work out somehow at the very end.

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Now on to the good news: if you’ve never had a Ted before in your life (or lost it after your mom threw it out when you went off to college), then you can get one again thanks to ThinkGeek.

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They’re selling a miniature stuffed Ted teddy bear that utters a few choice vulgar phrases with every squeeze. It’s smaller than the Ted featured in the movie, but at least the voice is as real as it gets, as it’s provided by the one and only Seth MacFarlane. And despite the bleeps you hear in the video below, rest assured that the actual teddy bear is uncensored.

The Ted R-Rated Talking Plush is available from ThinkGeek for $14.99(USD).

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Did you watch the movie Ted last year? If you have (and even if you have not, but find this animated teddy bear to be extremely cute although it can be rather obnoxious), then you might want to get the $14.99 Ted R Rated Talking Plush to be part of your comfort toys collection. Sure, this is one dirty bear – in the verbal sense, of course, and is far from cute compared to the Snuggle bear, but it will definitely be a friend for your entire life (as long as its stitches hold up, of course).

The Ted R Rated Talking Plush certainly lives up to its reputation, and will feature 5 phrases from the Ted movie, such as “Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I’m – I’m a little f—ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?… Aha! I’m just kidding you! I thought it’d be funny if you thought I was f—ing retarded.” to “You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? ‘Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my f—in’ face with Pepperidge Farm.’”, “Well you never should’ve trusted me. I’m on drugs!”, “Alright c’mon, let’s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F— you, Thunder! You can suck my d— You can’t get me, Thunder, ’cause you’re just God’s farts.” and “Oh f— that. It’s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where’s my ring, huh? Where’s my ring, a——? Where’s my ring, mother f—er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f— C’mon!” Ted can talk as long as his trio of AA batteries have juice, of course.

[ Ted R Rated Talking Plush copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]

Mega Man Plush Arm Blaster, Helmet Instantly Turns You Into The Blue Bomber

Mega Man Plush Arm Blaster, Helmet Instantly Turns You Into The Blue Bomber

We think it’s safe to say much of our audience enjoys a good video game every so often. The Mega Man series is one we’re also sure you’ve heard of as Capcom’s iconic blue bomber has appeared in a large library of games, that’s why when we saw this plush arm cannon and helmet, we know you’d certainly appreciate it.

Both of the Mega Man arm cannon pillow and helmet are available at E-Capcom for 6,090円 ($61.13 USD) and as you can see in the images, you not only can take a nap with either one, but you can also wear them to make you seem a lot less crazy when you tell people you are, in fact, Mega Man. Just remember that you need to stay at least 300 yards away from your next door neighbor who you insist looks just like Dr. Wily or else he could call his latest creation called “Police Man” to take you downtown and rough you up a bit.

By Ubergizmo. Related articles: Xbox 720 Will Be Able To Take Control Of TV And Set Top Box, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon Spotted On Torrent Sites After Ubisoft Uplay Service Hack,

    

I Heart Guts Carves up More Plush Innards and Body Parts

Be the first in your dentist’s office with a plush tooth or the first on your block with a squashy snuggly eyeball.

We’re just suckers for these super adorable plush toys of innards and body parts by I Heart Guts. An aptly named company, don’t you think?

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Firefox G-Fox: Plush Edition (hands-on)

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With the introduction of Google’s Chrome and stepped-up games from the likes of Internet Explorer and Safari, Firefox is arguably not quite the darling of the browser wars it was when it first hit the scene in 2003. And while Mozilla has certainly made progress on that front, the organization understands that diversifying is an important factor in the future success of the company, first through Thunderbird and more recently through the Firefox OS, a mobile operating system targeted toward users in developing nations. G-Fox, meanwhile, marks a decidedly different direction for the foundation, which has made its name in the world of software. It’s an adorable attempt, perhaps, to take the world’s bedrooms and playrooms by storm.

The plush is the real-world port of G-Fox, Mozilla Online China’s large-headed, big-eyed take on the American mascot, Kit. The fox was first spotted in the wild at last year’s Mobile Asia Expo in Shanghai. Mozilla Online wasn’t talking it up too much at the event, but naturally, we couldn’t wait to get our hands on an early build. And for a first-generation product in a new space, we have to say, in the whole time we’ve been playing around with G-Fox, we’ve yet to encounter a single crash or slowdown in spite of extensive squeezing, head patting and tossing up in the air, adorably.

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Plush Arcade Cabinet: Arcadean Knight

ThinkGeek has released what may be the only arcade cabinet that the kids of tomorrow will be able to touch. He’s called Tomo, an Arcadean – an anthropomorphic arcade cabinet – that should please kids while making their elders weep for the old days. Why he doesn’t have a coin sidekick is beyond me.

tomo arcadean plush arcade cabinet by thinkgeekTomo not only has a joystick, a button and even a power cord, he also makes retro arcade sound effects when you shake him. Thankfully you can remove his sound box if the nostalgia becomes too much for you.

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You can order Tomo from ThinkGeek for $13 (USD). The folks at the geek store are implying that they may make more Arcadeans if Tomo sells well. Never mind ThinkGeek, we know you’ll just replace Tomo with Consoleans before long. Don’t rub it in.

[via it8bit]

 

Game of Thrones Plush Direwolves, Cuteness is Coming

Check out these new plush Direwolves. They are from a new line of Game of Thrones toys from Factory Entertainment. Aside from Direwolves, they will be offering plush dragon eggs, dragons and shield-shaped throw pillows as well as some prop replicas and sculptural miniatures.
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The plush Direwolves are the best though. They are soft and cuddly and not dangerous at all. Ghost has red eyes. But as much as I like these soft Direwolves, I can’t help but want some plush White Walkers. That would be awesome. These wolves are pretty cool though. I would cuddle one if I were a Stark.

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They were spotted at the recent New York Toy Fair, and should be available this Summer.

[via The Mary Sue]

Adorable Plush DNA Molecules Make Genetics Fun (Or Slightly Less Boring)

The Nobel Prize doesn’t win itself, and if you’ve already planned your kids a successful career in science, it’s never too early to introduce them to complex concepts like DNA. And with these stuffed nucleobase characters, learning becomes a heck of a lot less tedious. More »

Avengers Owls: Give a Hoot and Assemble Already!

We all have our favorite Avengers. Personally, I’ve always liked Iron Man and Thor the best, but after Mark Ruffalo’s take on the green guy this past summer, I’m beginning to like the Hulk again too. Well regardless of which Avenger is your favorite, we can all agree that owls are pretty awesome creatures. So what could be better than Avengers owls?

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Artist Morgan Chambers makes cool stuffed owls based on pop culture figures, among them The Avengers. These 7-inch-tall plush superheroes are handmade using eco-felt, and ready to take on all villains who dare to come their way. Okay, so them may not have any actual superpowers, but they will kill them with cuteness – one of the most dastardly weapons known to villainkind.

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Oh, and if you’re feeing villainous, you can always go for the Loki owl.

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For $35(USD) you can get a single plush owl, or for $95, you can pick your favorite three , and Morgan will make them for you. Since they are handmade, you’ll have to wait about a week per plush for them to be made, but the end result will be worth it. Just tell those supervillains they have to wait.