I don’t know what it is about MS Paint but it instantly lightens up any picture but it works magic. Just take a look at PornEdits, a website that takes porn scenes and transforms them into hilarious comics with the (lack of) power of MS Paint. I can’t get enough of it. More »
While we’re over here, yammering on and on about sexting and the best ways to do it, things are moving in a bit of a different direction in South Korea. The country’s government is currently rolling out a plan to block swearing and pornography on all its teenagers’ phones. More »
Google is so convinced you don’t want to see porn that it started filtering its own search results. Bullshit. Everybody wants porn, and nobody wants to admit it. Except me, of course, I don’t look at that smut. But for the rest of you: It’s time to fess up. More »
IsAnyoneUp.com had one simple, brilliantly malicious premise: submit completely naked pictures of your ex (or anyone you dislike), completely anonymously. The ultimate Internet revenge, viewed by a quarter of a million people every day. It shut down. Now it’s back. More »
Verizon is being sued by a group of adult movie companies because it has refused to hand over personal details of alleged BitTorrent pirates. More »
You’ll never feel better about watching porn (other than the last time you watched porn) on Pornhub because the site just announced that it will donate money for every porn video watched in the month of October. It’s for breast cancer research—a great, great cause. More »
There’s Going to Be a Porn Search Engine and It Might Change Your Life [Porn]
Posted in: Today's Chili Yes. You already search freaky sex terms on porn tube sites but that’s not a full-fledged search engine. This porn search engine will clean up the nasty side of online porn (viruses, malware, etc.) by delivering only official .xxx results—the whole 21 million webpage catalog. This porn search engine might be more useful than Google. More »
Indentured Servitude, Money Laundering, and Piles of Money: The Crazy Secrets of Internet Cam Girls (NSFW) [Video]
Posted in: Today's Chili If you think cam girls—those flirty naked characters that plague porn site pop-up ads—are raking in easy money, you’re right. If you think cam girls are bleakly stripping online out of desperation, you’re also right. Peel away the sex and pixels and money and you’re left with the cloudy truth about the Internet’s relationship status with these on-demand entertainers: it’s complicated. More »
You Are Officially Not Responsible for Porn Stolen With Your Unsecured Wi-Fi [Piracy]
Posted in: Today's Chili Pornographers AF Holdings sued Internet user Josh Hatfield for copyright infringement because an unnamed “Doe” defendant illegally downloaded their porn using his Internet connection. A judge in California just ruled that since Hatfield didn’t know about it, it wasn’t his fault. Obviously. More »
Kids are flocking back to college, their noggins aching for facts and ultimate frisbee, or whatever. For some of you, it’ll be the first time living in a small room with another person. So, uh, how are you supposed to watch porn? More »