Unless you want to miss your flight on purpose or have airport security personnel give you a full body cavity search, you probably shouldn’t stick these otherwise hilarious Suitcase Stickers onto your luggage.
For obvious reasons…
The stickers available in several designs: air stewardess (who’s trapped in your bag), sugar (which is clearly not sugar…), cash (which is stacked in neat piles in a totally not suspicious way at all), and an “adult” version, which we’re not showing here – but you can use your imagination.
Fittingly enough, the product page carries the following warning:
Caution: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches.
Fortunately, these stickers have been designed to “stick to anything”, so you’re not limited to using them on your suitcases. Stick them on your wall, on your bed, in your car, and anywhere else where you feel like making a mess of things.
Suitcase Stickers retail for $7.50(USD) each from The Cheeky.
[via Cool Material]
So you won’t be able to use it for anything else, but at least you’ll be able to have tons of fun and tons of laughs while you unleash your creativity and share it with your bestest pals.
The product page boasts that the soaps will make any man ‘smell like a man’ and ‘smell the way they need to smell.’ That’s pretty ironic, considering the fact that all 19 scents being offered smell, well, pretty disgusting to me. At least, I’d imagine they would, given the actual things they based on aren’t exactly stuff any girl (or guy) would want to sniff on a regular basis.
Aside from protecting your phone from the elements and making it every geek’s envy, this plastic case might make your iPhone less appealing to thieves, since they might think that it’s just some ratty old hard drive that probably isn’t worth much on the black market. At least, let’s hope they’ll think that way.
It won’t win any awards for spelling, but the Bar10der can help you prepare ingredients and mix up an assortment of alcoholic beverages which will make you the life of the party.