Escher Reptile Flooring: Lizards Under Foot!

If M.C. Escher were still alive today, I’m betting he’d redo all of the floors in his house with these wood tiles…

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Madrid, Spain flooring contractor Arbore created these awesome hardwood pieces in the form of Escher’s famous interlocking geometric reptiles.

Though if Escher had these in his house, actual lizards would emerge from the edges of the floor when you step on it. He’d also have to cover the walls and the ceilings with these, since I bet there was no difference between those and the floor in his house.

[via Buzzfeed on Facebook]

Aperture Labs Cake Mix is Kinda Not a Lie

Call Chell, she’s gonna love this! It’s a cake mix for making the chocolate cake that GLaDOS promised the hero of Portal as a prize. Is this Aperture Laboratories’ way of making amends to all its test subjects? Or is it just another ruse? Perhaps its decided to start things off with cake, with the murdering to come later?

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You can order the cake mix from Amazon UK for £12 (~$18 USD). It comes with a candle, but you’ll have to supply the cherries. Also don’t be surprised if you get Deadly Neurotoxin instead.

[via Geekologie & Gaya Entertainment]

Pac-Man Soaps: Washa, Washa, Washa

So you’ve had a long hard day wandering through mazes, gobbling up dots and running from ghosts. You’ve worked up a Pac-Manly sweat. What better way to wash away the grime, but with some unofficial Pac-Man soaps?

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These handmade soaps come from Fushichos Gallery, and come in a set of four ghosts and two Pac-Men for just $6(USD). They’re available in a variety of fragrances and colors, so you should be able to match up the colors to Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Stinky Clyde. Just be sure to make any special requests when you place your order.

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Or, just order a set in all dark blue so you can start chasing the ghosts instead of them chasing you all day.

Portal Shock Infinite: What if Portals and Tears Were Connected?

I’ve been playing through BioShock: Infinite for the last couple of weeks, and one thought that kept popping into my head was what would happen if Elizabeth’s “tearing” ability let her access other video games? Well, illustrator Nick Minor (aka Radiant Grey) had the same thought, and came up with this Portal/BioShock Infinite mashup…

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It really would be cool if you could hop through a tear and end up in a test chamber. Or better yet, escape from GLaDoS and Wheatley by jumping through to Columbia. Of course, then you’d have to deal with Mechanical Patriots and the Handyman, which make the enemies of Portal seem pretty tame by comparison.

Pick up an 11×17 print of this brilliant mashup over at Radiant Grey’s Etsy shop for $9.99(USD). Not that it really needs saying, but that version comes without the giant watermark in the middle of Elizabeth’s back.

USB Toilet Speaker: Probably Sounds Like Crap

We’ve featured some strange stuff inspired by toilets in the past, but this is definitely one of the more unusual ones I’ve come across. As far as I can recall, this is the first speaker I’ve come across that looks like a toilet.

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This craptastic speaker plugs into your computer’s USB port for power, and the 3.5mm jack for sound. Now why on Earth you’d ever want this gadget is beyond me. I suppose if you’re a plumber, you might buy one, but that’s about it.

Thankfully, the USB toilet speaker is only available in Korea at present, so you don’t have to worry about one of your co-workers replacing your Bose with one of these while you’re out on vacation. Oh damn, you can buy them here.

Guy Turns His Cubicle into a Castle, Learns the Princess is in Another One

You can still feel like King of your castle, even when you’re stuck at work. Just do what this guy did, who turned his office cubicle into a castle. All it took was a little cardboard, a Sharpie or two, and some creativity.
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It has everything a modern cubicle castle needs. There’s the DirectTV Genie girl, who I guess represents the Princess he wishes he had, a blimp and even a drawbridge that is guarded by a paper shredder. Though the door appears large enough to only admit someone the size of Tyrion Lannister.

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It even has a little window so that he can look out upon his kingdom when not working. All it needs is a moat, and he’ll be all set.

[via Obvious Winner]

Super Doctor Who Time Traveling System Shirt

I’m a sucker for all things vintage Nintendo. I’m also a sucker for a good piece of Doctor Who merchandise. So this mashup t-shirt is a win-win in my opinion.

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This shirt is all kinds of awesome, featuring what would have been the best NES game of all time had it actually existed: Super Doctor Who. This shirt is overflowing with 8-bit goodness. The style. The colors. The fact that it plays on the Time Traveling System and has the official Time Lord seal of quality. I must have this shirt.

Since we never got to play this amazing game, we might as well wear the shirt. It’s just $14.95(USD) from Neatoshop.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Classic iMac Ceiling Lamps: Blink Different

While the G4 model of the iMac more than resembled a desk lamp, the original G3 iMacs just looked like cool and colorful all-in-one computers. So if anyone were to convert an iMac into a lamp, I would have assumed it would have been the version with the pivoting base. Oh yeah, someone already did that. So with that ground already covered, I guess somebody had to go and Think Different.

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Jenny Serwylo snapped a picture of these cool iMac ceiling fixtures which hang in the Toronto, Ontario offices of the company she works for, G Adventures. The colorful, translucent shells of the classic fruit colored iMacs is perfect as a light source. What a cool idea.

All I’ve got in my office is one of these.

[Instagram via Geeks are Sexy]

Captain America Cupcakes: Cuptain Americake

Out of all of the Avengers, Captain America is probably my least favorite. But he might be able to win me over with some of his awesome cupcakes. You know they are the most direct way to a man’s heart.

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These perfectly patriotic superhero treats were made by Hundred and Thousands Cupcakes. While I personally love the ones that are formed in the shape of Captain America’s head and winged cowl, the shields are pretty great too. Though you probably couldn’t bounce any bullets off of them.

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[via Between the Pages]

Gundam Tempura: Deep-Fried Mecha

You know, they say everything tastes better deep-fried, and I have to agree. My wife an I always talk about how you could fry up some old shoe leather, and it would taste good. I wonder how a fried Gundam would taste. Guess I don’t have to wonder anymore…

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Now I’m in the mood for tempura. Thanks a lot, Lazorz.