Wolf of Wall Street? Meh. American Hustle? Please. Anchorman 2? Tired. The Hobbit? I dare you. None of those movies in theaters right now compare to the epic awesomeness that is Kung Fury. Never heard of it? It’s okay. Just watch the trailer. It combines all the cheesy glory of 80’s cop movies with Kung Fu, killing Hitler, guns, Vikings, computer hacking, time travel, DeLoreans and dinosaurs
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Visions of the future from the past always serve as an endless source of comedy. Look how dumb we were! Look how silly those people look! Look! Look! It’s completely true. Our imaginations of the future are rooted in the limits of today which typically makes it an awful thought exercise. So in a few years, we’ll look back at 2013 and poke fun of ourselves. But in the mean time, let’s laugh at the 1930’s and 1940’s for these ridiculous inventions.
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Amazon Prime Air’s drones are plagued
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It seems that nothing is wrong with this Boeing Dreamlifter, standing by at Jabara Airport, in Wichita, Kansas. Except that’s not the airport this airplane was supposed to be and, worse, its runway may be too small for it to take off.
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Here’s Lady Gaga floating over a stage in a ridiculously cool and absurd flying dress made with fiberglass and six propellers. It’s a world’s first—just like her steak dress. She calls it Volantis.
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FADE IN:
INT. L’Académie Française — DUSK
A group of forty immortels, dressed head-to-toe in YSL Rive Gauche robes en velour, are seated upon several dozen Maurizio Galante Mother-in-Law sofas. Saint Etienne’s Good Humor can be heard playing the background as the soundtrack to their wordless debate. Forceful exhalations and heavy sighs punctuate the lounge-like ambiance. Suddenly, the eldest of the group stands, silences his Mobiado Grand Touch Executive and speaks.
IMMORTEL No. 1
Let’s have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki.
IMMORTEL No. 31
Lock the doors, tight!
IMMORTEL No. 1
A kiki is party for deciding on new words. We’re drinking Chablis and dishing des bons mots to be absurd. And though the sun will soon be rising, no one may get up to leave. So tweet that ish and we’ll all bid adieu to le hashtag.
Kiki! Hashtag?! Oui Oui ou Non?
ALL IMMORTELS (in unison)
NON, NON!
IMMORTEL No. 1
Let’s call it a ‘mot-diese.’
IMMORTEL No. 40
This kiki is marvelous!
IMMORTEL No. 31
Dive, turn, work!
IMMORTEL No. 1
And so, it is done. Fin.
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Source: Associated Press
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